I absolutely loved the story! It was amazing!

And I feel bad for literally all of them, lmao

I made some BB incorrect quotes

Though I only used characters I know decently, so-

Enjoy, lmao

Letif: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration.

Skylar: Are you okay?

Garvin: Did you actually just ask them that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

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Kage, over radio: Testing. Testing. Bernard, can you hear me?

Bernard, standing next to Kage: I’m standing right here.

Kage: You’re coming through good and loud.

Bernard: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.

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Garvin: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start!

Garvin: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.

Skylar, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

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Letif: Kage, I need some advice.

Kage: You need advice from ME?

Letif: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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*talking on the phone*

Bernard: Remember how I said that Kage and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Violet: Yeah…

Bernard: Well, we’re in jail.

Violet: *hangs up*

Atlas: What's this?

Violet, hugging Atlas: Affection!

Atlas: Disgusting.

Atlas: ...Do it again.

Atlas: Can you keep a secret?

Letif: Do you know anything about my life?

Atlas: No, I don't. Good point.

Alecia: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Kage, jumping out of Violet's closet: BOO!

Kage: *makes a sad face*

Violet: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

Garvin: Hey.

Letif: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Garvin! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

Violet: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Kage: It's Kage.

Violet: What did they do this time?

Kage: No, it's me, Violet. It's actually me.

Violet: What did you do this time?

Letif: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Letif: Not you, Skylar. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Kage: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?

Alecia: What?

Kage: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?

Violet: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Alecia: *sighing* Kage.

Kage: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Bernard: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

Kage: Violet said it's my turn with the brain cell.

Bernard: Square up.

Violet, watching Letif & Skylar panic : What's going on?

Garvin: Letif is having a midlife crisis and Skylar is just having a crisis.

Atlas: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Alecia: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Alecia: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Alecia: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Violet: ...Thanks.

Violet: Alecia doesn’t look very happy.

Kage: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.

Alecia: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Atlas: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Alecia: That's not what I asked.

Atlas: That is all the information I have.

Love those incorrect quotes. They're great.

Garvin, Letif, Vigge, Lysander, and Helge are going to turn into such a group lmao

Aka the catholic guilt group (plus Garvin, for... reasons, shush)

Here's some for Garvin, Letif, Lysander, Vigge, and Helge. Admittedly, I don't know Letif very well so... Not sure how accurate they'll be haha-

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Vigge: Mice are having sex in my walls.

Lysander: Tattletale!

Garvin: You're just being ungrateful.

Letif: It's their home too, you know.

Helge: So what? Don't slutshame them.

Vigge: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.

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Letif: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.

Vigge: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.

Garvin: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*

Helge: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.

Lysander: *actual flat-earther.*

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Letif: What does “take out” mean?

Lysander: Food.

Helge: Dating.

Vigge: Murder.

Garvin: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Garvin: Where’s Helge?

Letif: Doing stuff.

Garvin: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Lysander?

Letif: Trying to stop Helge from doing the stuff.

Garvin: And Vigge?

Letif: Trying to stop Lysander from stopping Helge from doing the stuff.

Garvin: I see. And what are you doing here, Letif?

Letif: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Vigge from stopping Lysander from stopping Helge from doing the stuff.

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Helge: Garvin is late again.

Letif: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Vigge: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Lysander: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Helge: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Garvin bursts through the door*

Garvin: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Garvin: What do you guys do when you're stressed?

Letif: Try and calm myself down!

Vigge: Sleep.

Lysander: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets canceled out.

Helge: I don't.

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Letif: You know what?

Letif: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Vigge, Lysander and Helge continue screaming about mold water*

Letif: Not the other way around.

Garvin: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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Letif: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Garvin: Take them!

Vigge: Punch them in the neck!

Helge: Say thank you!

Lysander: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Letif: …

Letif: No.

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Lysander, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Helge: A family.

Vigge: A better love life.

Letif: Mental stability.

Garvin: *clueless* Bagels?

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Vigge: Good morning.

Letif: Good morning.

Helge: Good morning.

Lysander: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Garvin: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Helge: Uh, Lysander? Garvin is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Lysander: What?

Vigge: I think they meant, Garvin is drowning.

Lysander: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Garvin: *is drowning*

Letif: OH MY GOD, GARVIN! KEEP SWIMMING!

Garvin: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Letif: GARVIN!

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Letif: You three, explain right now!

Lysander: It was Garvin.

Helge: It was Garvin.

Vigge: It was Garvin.

Garvin:

Garvin: …fuck.

Because this doesn't change no matter the timeline and I want to share.

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The last person from the sketchy gang/mafia thing Garvin speaks to before leaving that first time is Panu Cibor.

Fun little tidbit, the sketchy gang/mafia thing called Garvin Tomb/Tombs. The tombstone on his trench coat and the fact that they all had some sort of codename made that kind of easy pickings lol

Hound was Panu's codename. Garvin also called him Ana and Cyborg though, among other things.

This is, more or less, how that (what they thought would be) last goodbye went.

Panu, playfully punching Garvin's arm before turning to leave; "See ya, Tombs. Ya ever wanna come back, I gotcha. Aight?"

Garvin, giving a small smile before starting to walk off; "Yeah... See ya, Panu."

Panu, stopping for a moment; "Yeah. Don' do anythin' stupid while yer gone, Tomb."

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Fun little tidbit, Garvin didn't end up hearing that last bit. He was already outta there.

Panu's one of the better guys in the sketchy gang/mafia thing, just so you know.

I loved all of the quotes! And they're all decently accurate for Letif too, especially the moldy water one XD

He's going to be so done with the group and so ready to fuck up anyone who messes with the group simultaneously, while also just not bothering to stop them from doing stupid shit, just ya know, tagging along to make sure no one ends up dying, lmaoo

I will give a fair warning though, anyone who messes with Letif's appearance is getting fucking socked. He's a big fashion person. He also may attempt to give everyone makeovers with the minimal supplies he has (though he won't touch anything with sentimental value or anything, there are lines he won't cross), so that should be fun-

Lol

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I love that! It's so sad though :')

Oooo, love all that information haha-

Helge and Letif bonding over giving everyone makeovers for sure

Garvin meanwhile totally confused by everything they say about it.

Definitely imagine someone like Letif trying to teach Garvin how to take care of curls and just, he doesn't understand any of it and just stares them down.

Lysander definitely quickly joins in on the makeovers though lmao

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Just a bit sad haha-

Especially in context. :)

Yessss

Oh my god, Letif would totally offer to help Garvin with his hair. My guy would be throwing out styling options left and right. Hair dye? I got you. What about standard curly hair styles? Done. You wanna straighten your hair? Let's go. What about putting your hair up? Here, have a homemade bow or hair clip!

I love them all having little makeover parties :)

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Interesting. :)

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Oh, I'm working on some quotes specifically for the kids in the Johnson's household (while Garvin's there, I mean) and, yeah, their dynamic will be fun for sure, I think.

Just Skylar being panicky while everyone else is chaotic but simultaneously trying to keep from going to far and causing a panicky attack or something in Sky. Skylar and Letif's dynamic will be adorable too. I haven't written them before, but Letif is most definitely an exasperated older sibling who pretends not to care but will literally die before letting anything happen to his little brother XD

Garvin just staring at Letif in confusion with each and every suggestion they make lmao

Meanwhile Lysander and Helge are doing nails in the background lmaoo

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Do you want the context..? :3

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Helge and Letif being the older siblings of the Johnson household is hilarious to me.

Do feel sorry for Skylar though- Garvin shows up and absolutely does not understand anything about panic attacks.

He is willing, however, to beat people up to keep them from messing with anyone in the household.

Lmaooo, I love this group so much already

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Always. :D

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Pfft, I love that.

Here's the quotes! I still don't know Helge well though, but hopefully her's are at least somewhat accurate, haha

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Helge, Garvin & Skylar: *screaming*

Letif: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Skylar?!

Helge: Wait, why are you asking Skylar that when Garvin and I are also here?

Letif: Because Skylar wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Garvin: As usual, Garvin has to save the day!

Letif: As usual, Letif has to hear about it.

Letif: Garvin, no.

Garvin: Garvin, yes.

Helge: I’m going to kill Garvin!

Letif, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.

Letif: What do you three have to say for yourself?

Garvin: Oops?

Garvin: Compliment me.

Helge: You have eyes.

Garvin: Yeah, that works.

Letif: I trusted you!

Garvin: Why?

Skylar: What happened to Garvin?

Helge: They died.

Skylar: They what?

Helge: They died, but they’re okay.

Skylar: …Can you please clarify?

Garvin: Clarification is for the weak.

Skylar: Hey, Letif? I need advice.

Letif: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

Helge: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Letif: Do it or you're straight.

Helge: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

Garvin: Okay, what does A stand for?

Skylar: Arson.

Garvin: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Skylar: Barson.

Letif: *laughter*

Garvin: What stands for C?

Skylar: Commit arson.

Helge: Oooo.

Garvin: D!

Skylar: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Letif: *more laughter*

Letif: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Skylar: What the hell do you do?

Letif: I die? What kinda question…

Skylar: Made you all playlists!

Skylar: Helge, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Skylar: Letif, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Skylar: And Garvin has the ABBA Gold album.

Letif: How does that even work?

Helge, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!

Letif: Your face doesn't make sense.

Skylar, talking to Letif: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

Skylar: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Garvin: I went to the park today.

Skylar: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Garvin: *opening their coat* This duck.

Garvin: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Skylar: Um, murder???

Helge: Adventuring!

Letif: Tuesday.

Letif, to someone that angered them: *Holds two middle fingers*

Garvin: Can’t say I’m surprised…

Helge: Yeah, flip em off, Letif!

Skylar, confused: *Holds one middle finger*

Garvin and Helge, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Helge: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

Letif: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

Skylar: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Letif?

Letif: …Not really.

Skylar: Nothing?

Letif: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

Garvin: Letif, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

Garvin: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

Skylar: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!"

Garvin: ...whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

Letif: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)

Garvin: I forgot I was doing a test.

Letif: Garvin.

Garvin: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....

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Helge: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Skylar: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Helge: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

Garvin: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

Letif: How are you talking like that in real life?

Garvin: Witchcraft (derogatory).

Skylar: Uhh.. Garvin just asked if we want to…

Skylar: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”

Helge, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.

Skylar: Oh, that makes more sense.

Garvin: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?

Letif: Generic excuse.

Garvin: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.

Letif: I can.

Skylar: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!

Helge: Oh buddy...

Skylar, already sobbing: ASK.

Skylar: We need to distract these guys.

Letif: Leave it to me.

Letif: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Helge & Garvin: *immediately begin arguing*

Letif: *writing a letter*

Letif: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Skylar: You didn’t cry when Bambi's mother died?!

Letif, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Letif/Garvin/Helge: I prevented a murder today.

Skylar: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

Letif/Garvin/Helge: Self-control.

Skylar: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.

Letif: Skylar, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Letif: Are you free tomorrow?

Garvin: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.