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Suya: Where's Jayco? Brosc: Don't worry, I'll find them. Brosc, shouting: Garvin sucks! Jayco, distantly: Garvin is the best person ever! Fuck you! Brosc: Found them.
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Tatsuya: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Garvin : Fucking Jayco and Brosc were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Jayco: Die. Suya: Please don't die! Jayco: DIE! Suya: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Garvin, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Brosc, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Suya wants Jayco to accept it as their kid.
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Brosc: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Jayco : *blushing* I— Garvin , butting into the conversation: Tatsuya is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Everyone is bullying Jayco-
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Lightbringer
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Jayco : How did none of you hear what I just said?! Brosc: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Garvin : I got distracted halfway through. Tatsuya: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Brosc: Those darn tall old people. Suya: Darn em' indeed. Garvin: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough. Jayco: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead. The Squad: Jayco: Hahaha. Jayco: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
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Lightbringer
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Absolutely everyone is bullying Jayco today and I feel so bad-
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Brosc, teaching Tatsuya to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jayco and Garvin walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Tatsuya: Oh, definitely Garvin . I could never hurt Jayco . Brosc, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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The way this was the next one generated Jayco : I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution. Brosc: You could lose a few. Garvin : You could be less lazy. Tatsuya: Don’t be such a bitch. Jayco : Okay DAMN, SHIT. Determined_Wolf said: Absolutely everyone is bullying Jayco today and I feel so bad-
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