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Umbria: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on. This so perfect for my girl~oh my god Jayco: I am literally evil incarnate. Jayco: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Jayco: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort. Harper: Pros and cons of dating me. Harper: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Harper: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin- Suya, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away. Umbria: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? Isolabella: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Umbria: That's not what I asked. Isolabella: That is all the information I have. Isolabella: Any idiot would know that. Umbria: I knew that! Isolabella: See? Isolabella: Who's in charge here? Umbria, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest. Isolabella: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Umbria: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me. Edited at September 23, 2022 10:05 PM by Cereal
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I like to thank you for finding my new religion Determined_Wolf said: Incorrect Quote Generator! Harper, Lovel, and Darvion are sitting on a bench Finley: Why do you guys look so sad? Harper: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Finley sits down* Lovel: The bench is freshly painted. *Harper is cooking* Lovel: Any chance that’s for me? Harper: It’s for Finley. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Darvion: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. Suya: Brosc isn’t answering their phone Garvin: I’ll call Suya: Jayco and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Brosc: Hello? Suya: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Jayco: Put spaghetti in it. Suya: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Garvin: Put spaghetti in it. Suya: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Brosc: Put spaghetti in it. Suya: I'm no longer taking suggestions. Skya: Linnet was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Linnet: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Skya: Linnet, you ate a chair. Ava: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. Mauve: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Rosalie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Jayco: You and me! Rosalie: *tearing up* Ok. Garvin: Everyone synchronise your watches. Lovel: I don't know how to do that. Kiran: I don't wear a watch. Isolabella: Time is a construct. *The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy* Mauve: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing? Brosc: No, Mauve. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. Mauve: No, that’s not part of it— Brosc: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? Lovel: I would want to live with no legs. Brosc: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Lovel. You don’t do anything. Mauve: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. *Brosc pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute. Brosc: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour? Garvin: How’s that gonna help you? Brosc: I will divide and then count to it. Garvin: Right. Mauve: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song? Brosc: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified. Brosc: YOU CHEATED! Ava: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem? Mauve: I… can confirm that that actually happened. Brosc: …What. Mauve: How would you like your coffee? Umbria: As dark as my soul. Mauve: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up! Umbria: Kiran, you’re such a genius! Kiran: Yes, I know. Edited at September 23, 2022 10:10 PM by Cereal
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I am just glad I remembered the program! XD Edited at September 23, 2022 10:08 PM by Determined_Wolf
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Jayco: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. Rosalie: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult. Jayco: You're smiling. What happened? Mauve: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Umbria: Harper tripped and fell down the stairs today. Edited at September 23, 2022 10:12 PM by Cereal
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All of these are greatness- Oh wow-
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I don't know which one is my favorite, but I gotta say Umbria or Rosalie gets involved XD
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Garvin: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Davorin: It was Rosalie. Brosc: It was Rosalie. Harper: Rosalie broke it. Rosalie: Rosalie: ...yOU PROMISED- Suya: You know, Lovel gives Davorin flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Jayco: Okay. *Later* Jayco: *gives Davorin flowers* Davorin: ??? Jayco: I don't know, I'm confused as well. Edited at September 23, 2022 10:16 PM by Cereal
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NOOO. Jayco- Suya trying to give him a hint 😭✋🏼✨
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Harper: What is your biggest weakness? Finley: I can be uncooperative. Harper: Okay, can you give me an example? Finley: No. Gene: Garvin , I'm sad. Garvin : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Harper: Lovel, I'm sad. Lovel, nodding: mood. Suya: I’m an idiot. Jayco: Mauve: Umbria: Bella: Suya: Jayco: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day. Suya: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Jayco: Rude. Mauve: That’s fair. Umbria: Not again. Bella: Are you going to want this back? Lovel: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Darvion: Wasn't Finley with you? Finley: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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