I love that!
Aries and Nico can be 9w1 buddies! :D
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Also, have an AFCS incorrect quote, Smosh Eat It or Yeet It edition! (Aka Garvin scaring Nico, Ingall, Aries, and Briar with how much they can eat and not be affected, lol)
The gang, counting down Garvin to taking a bite: "3, 2, 1!"
*Garvin takes a bite of the burger and silence lingers for a moment as he shows no reaction*
Briar, smirking: "That was a baby bite, take a bigger bite! Eat it all, eat it all!"
*Garvin takes a bigger bite and pauses in confusion*
Aries, fully thinking Garvin got the good one: "Oh my god, I swear to god- Is it good?"
Akira, smiling slightly: "You're going from the edges, really get in there!"
Garvin, more confused than anything: "I mean- Somethin's happening?... Something's happening..."
*Everyone laughing*
Garvin, slightly disappointed: "It was good at first, but now something's happening... Oh, it's happening, it's happening down deep in the- What's the thing that uh- Um... Fucking Gandalf the Grey fights in the first Lord of the Rings?"
Akira, raising an eyebrow: "The Balrog?"
Garvin, nodding: "Yeah, it's like the Balrog..."
Ingall, mildly concerned: "Maybe try a fry, it'll clense your palette!"
Garvin, picking up a fry: "Yeah, maybe you're right..."
Garvin, taking a bite: "Yeah, fry's good... Fry... Fry feels good-"
Aries, also getting concerned: "You okay?"
Garvin, looking up: "I think the fry is okay. The fry is fine... Is the fry okay?... Is this fish food on the fry?!"
Garvin, more confused than actually disgusted: "Did you put fish food on this fry?! What kind of torture is this?!"
Ingall, now very concerned: "What the fuck is happening?!"
*Garvin takes another bite of the burger for some reason*
Ingall, thoroughly confused: "Is it good?"
Garvin, still chewing: "It's not good."
*Confused laughter*
Ingall: "In what way? Like, is the texture weird, like what's happening? I literally don't know."
Garvin, shaking his head: "It's just- It's just like 'ugh!'"
Briar, tilting their head: "What? Is- is it stinky?"
Garvin, almost just annoyed that he can't tell what the flavor is: "Someone's gonna tell me what it is and I'm gonna vomit. My body is having a reaction to this, but it's not- I just can't decide what it is..."
Karma, who was, for some reason, invited this time and took the opportunity to torture everyone: "Try just the tomato with the sauce on it."
*Garvin takes a bite of the tomato and makes a face*
Garvin, making a joke of it: "Ah, you fools!"
*Ingall reads out what all was in the burger, eventually getting to malic acid, which is what the sauce was made of*
Akira, amused: "Ohhhh! The sour stuff!"
Garvin, nodding: "That makes sense."
Garvin, looking down at the plate: "I ate like half that burger. I don't know why the sourness didn't like- hit me like it should, it just- It got to my stomache and then it was all there swirling around like a witches brew..."
*Nico, who was watching the whole time in confussion, shakes her head and reaches out to take a bite of the burger, only to immediatly cringe back in shock and mild pain*
Nico, in shock: "That is just straight up warheads! That's like biting in warheads, babe! What is your mouth experiencing?!"
Garvin, confused: "It feels- I don't know?"
Nico, very concerned: "I can't even- Oh my god!"
Briar, laughing nervously: "It took you like three bites to get there, it took him one!"
Nico, struggling: "Oh my god!"
Briar, to Garvin, concerned but amused: "What's wrong with you?!"
Aries, also confused: "You didn't feel that? What Nico felt?"
Nico, losing it: "You need to be studied by scientists!"
Ingall: "He just yeeted, you took bites of it!"
*Garvin looks very, very confused by all the chaos while Akira laughs in the background and everyone else is trying to understand how the fuck Garvin just ate all that*