Also, I feel like it wouldn't be one of our proper 1x1's without me spamming you with incorrect quotes, so here you go, lmao
Also, I know we haven't decided on ships yet, but I'm honestly kind of leaning toward Nico and Revan (and maybe Tio?), so there are a few with them in there. Obviously, nothing official, just some funny quotes, lol
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Horatio: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Gen'ya: I accidentally fell down.
Nico: BRIAR PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!
Revan: Gen'ya bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Aries: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Revan.
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Nico: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Nico, points at Revan: Married a lesbian.
Nico, points at Horatio: Left a man at the altar.
Nico, points at Aries: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Nico, points at Briar: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Nico, points at Gen'ya: Lives in a box!
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Gorōta: Between Horatio, Briar, Nico, and Gen'ya -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Micha: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Gorōta: Nico?
Micha: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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Aries: Just be yourself.
Nico: Really? Aries, I have one day to win over Revan’s parents.
Nico: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Briar: Couple of weeks.
Gorōta: Six months.
Horatio: Jury’s still out.
Nico: See Aries? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
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Nico, at Revan: You're my significant other.
Revan: Yeah.
Nico, at Gorōta: You're my child.
Gorōta: Yes boss.
Nico, at Gen'ya: You're my bitch.
Gen'ya: Yeah I am- wait, what?
Nico, at Briar: My bestie.
Briar: Naturally.
Nico, Aries: HA, GAY!
Aries: Fuck you.
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Gorōta: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Micha, watching Horatio screaming, Nico trying to set a sleeping Briar on fire, and Gen'ya choking on air: I don't know either.
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Revan: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Gen'ya: >:O language
Micha: Yeah watch your fucking language
Gorōta: Okay, who taught Micha the fuck word?!
Aries: 'The fuck word'.
Horatio: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Nico: Oh my god they censored it
Briar: Say fuck, Horatio.
Nico: Do it, Horatio. Say fuck.
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Gen'ya: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Nico: His name was Jared he's 19.
Micha: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Briar, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Aries, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Horatio: Horrible job everyone.
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Gorōta: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Micha: Cannibalism.
Gorōta: *confused chewing noises*
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Briar: honk.
Nico: WHAT.
Briar: HONK.
Nico: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Briar: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Nico, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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Nico: You look mentally ill.
Aries: I am. Let’s go.
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Nico: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Nico: Lmao, @Aries.
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Nico: Can I ask you for a favor?
Aries: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Nico: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
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Briar: You're violent.
Nico: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Nico: My only talent is being stress.
Aries: Don't you mean stressed?
Nico: No.
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Briar: You know what’s funny about Nico? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.