I started ranting about how much I hated the, "When Life Gives You Lemons" metaphor, and how it makes me feel existential.

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I legit started ranting off about how I wanted to find the CEO of Complex Thought and Feelings to burn his house down, with the lemons he gave me.

Funny thing, Life never gave us lemons. We humans made them by crossbreeding plants.

BUT WHO THE FUCK WANTS LEMONS?!?

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I just wanna be mad at that point. Grab life my the collar and shout out into his face, "I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS?!? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?".

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At least give me something people will care about... No one cares about lemonade, it would only last a second of instant gratification. You fulfill your thirst once and then it's gone. It's a lot like life. You can only have a good thing for a short period of time.

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SO KEEP YOUR DAMN LEMONS LIFE.

IF I AM GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF THE FRUITS OF LIFE, I SHALL BUILD AN ORCHARD THAT WILL LAST ME MY LIFE TIME, AND THE LIFE TIME OF MY CHILDREN.

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I shall matter.

Someone shall care about the lemonade I create longer than a moment.

Lol. XD

... My metaphor is better.

I know the metaphor is about making the most of life, but in my opinion the only way you really matter is the impact you leave, which while many people can forget your life the ones who won't will be your children and their descendants.

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So long as you can give your children a happy life, and provide for them your life has value and purpose.

But with all seriousness, I am going to burn down Life's house with the very lemons he gave me, as a massive middle finger to him.

When life gives me lemons I freeze them till they are solid then hide in a tree and wait for my enemies to walk by and throw them at them yelling "WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU IS GONNA FUCKING TRY AGAIN BITCH!!!!" I either do that or I rub the lemon juice on any open cuts and squirt it in their eyes.... I'm not insane I swear!

I just know how to use the lemons life gave me

Guys, some guy is playing a racing game and getting PISSED in the game chat because someone keeps hitting him! Hubby and I are laughing at this. XD

Lol! That sounds like fun!