Guys, I'm projecting my boredom onto you... Have some more incorrect quotes.
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Cal: Bye now, don't forget to eat the lunch I packed for you.
Nabih: Don't talk to strangers.
Leroy: If anything happens, just call and we'll come pick you up.
Aries: Don't get lost, be careful, okay?
Axel: ...I-I'm just going to the library, though.
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Leroy: Fight me!
Nabih, standing behind Leroy, mouthing: Do not.
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Nabih: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Leroy: *gasps* Is that what you do?
Nabih: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish them.
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Leroy: We can't move this thing. Cal broke it.
Cal: I did not!
Nabih: You kind of did.
Cal: I do not break things!
Leroy, to Nabih: So we agree they broke it.
Nabih: Oh, yes.
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Cal: Leroy is at work so while they're gone, I'm going to cut the sleeves off all of our uniforms.
Nabih: Why?
Cal: They're like 85% of my impulse control.
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Axel: Where is Aries?
Cal: I don't know. They left.
Axel: What? Why?
Cal: We were watching Spongebob, and they stood up and said 'life is too short' and walked out.
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Axel: Aries, gather the others. We need to have another Cal-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Ethan: Welcome, fellow idiots
Axel: Hello, Ethan
Ethan: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Axel: You underestimate me
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Eva: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Cal: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Ah, yes, here, have some Ethan and Val honeymoon phase :)
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Val walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Ethan, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Ethan, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Ethan , looking over Val’s shoulder: You can draw?
Val, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?
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Val: Ethan , can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Ethan , wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
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Val: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Val: *turns around and helps Ethan through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Ethan .
Ethan : Okay.
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Val: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Ethan : Making four accounts.
Val, tearing up: Really...?
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Val: I want a trip down memory lane.
Ethan : *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Val's lap*
Ethan : I heard you needed these?
Val: YES! ALL OF THEM!
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Val: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Ethan : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Val: I said within reason, Ethan . How about I murder that guy?
Ethan : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Val: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Val: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Ethan : Peonies, why?
Val:
Ethan : Were you going to get me flowers?
Val:
Ethan :
Val: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Ethan : I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Val: Aren't you forgetting something?
Ethan : Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Val's forehead before running out.*
Val: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Ethan : You have to apologize to them Val.
Val: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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*Ethan and Val are in Paris.*
Ethan : I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Val: But...
Ethan : I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Val: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Ethan : Yeah.
Val: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Ethan : Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Val: Okay, alright.
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Val: So you like cats?
Ethan : Yeah.
Val: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Spring Month: 3 
Night Weather: 
Clear Moon: 
