Nice! I'll try to get Vida and Letif done sometime tonight or tomorrow night :D
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Also, have some more incorrect quotes, some T8P 2.0, some AFCS, and some GGR :)
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Vee: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Kyra: I have a person who does that for me.
Vee: Yeah, ME.
Kyra: I'm glad you agree.
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Akira: Briar, are you okay?!
Briar: I told you to stop asking stupid questions!
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Bernard: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Garvin: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Bernard: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
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Briar: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Aries: How does it WALK??
Briar:
Briar: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?
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Stellan: School appropriate questions.
Briar: What was the lowest point in your life?
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*when the Squad drops food*
Aries: Eh, oh well.
Briar: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Ingall: FUCK!
Bernard: *just gets more food*
Akira: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Garvin: *eats the food off the ground*
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Nico: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Nico is such a nice person, Nico is so happy-go-lucky! Nico can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Nico CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Nico IS be in a bad mood.
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Briar: You have friends and I envy that.
Nico: You're welcome to share my friends.
Briar: *looks at Akira and Revan*
Briar: I don't want those.
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Garvin: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Akira: Cool.
Garvin: Do you know who Joe is?
Akira: JOE MAMA!
Revan, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.
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Zakai: Hello Vida, made anyone cry today?
Vida: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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*Garvin and Akira flirting with each other yet again*
Nico: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Garvin: 100%.
Akira: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Nico: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Akira. I fucking wonder.
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Garvin: Fight me!
Akira, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Lucia: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.
Vida, covered in pan merch and sipping an iced coffee: Sucks to be you.
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Vida: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”
Vida: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Vida: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
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Akira: You know, Kostas gives Karma flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Garvin: Okay.
*Later*
Garvin: *gives Karma flowers*
Karma: ???
Garvin: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Revan: When did you become a hero?
Garvin: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Revan: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Garvin: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.
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Briar: Oh my Aries.
Vee: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
Briar: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
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Sol/Irfam: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Sol/Irfam: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
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Briar: Goodnight to the love of my life, Aries, and fuck the rest of y'all.
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Kyra: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: ...
Vee: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Akira, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice
Garvin, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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Lux: How are you so calm?!
Briar: I’ve passed beyond “stressed”, beyond “hysteria”, into the gray misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.
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Nico: Garvin, why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?
Garvin: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.
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Revan: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Nico periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Revan: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Nico: We all have our demons.
Bernard, grabbing Garvin: This one’s mine!
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Garvin: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?
Revan: Garvin, what did you do?
Garvin: Take a guess.
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Garvin: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Vida finally snaps and commits murder?
Zakai: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Nico, with Akira and Briar behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Nico: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Nico: Garvin FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Letif: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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Akira: Two bros!
Akira: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Akira: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Garvin: Are you ready to commit?
Nico: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Vida: Are you drinking enough water?
Zakai: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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