Have some incorrect quotes, only I don't tell you whether they're T8P 2.0, AFCS, or GGR haha
Garvin; “Y’all ever have to google a question so dumb that you gotta go incognito mode?”
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Revan; “My mom is calling…hi mom.”
Bernard; “Come on guys, stop, he’s trying to talk to his mom.”
Garvin; *Loud fake sexual noises.*
Briar; “EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Akira; *Asleep.*
Nico, getting really close to the phone; “Tell her I say hi.”
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Garvin; “We make jokes to cope so we don’t have to use the rope.”
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Garvin, holding a snowglobe; “Is this snowglobe edible?”
Aries; “Please don’t.”
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Garvin, dramatically sprawled out on the floor; “No one loves me… I deserve death.”
Garvin, approximately five seconds later, laughing; “That was wild. Anyway, anyone wanna give me attention?”
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Kody; “I may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep down inside I’m actually angrier.”
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Garvin; “Physically, I’m here. But spiritually, I’m lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds.”
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Garvin; “Y’all.”
Akira; “All y’all.”
Garvin; “All’a y’all.”
Akira; “Y’all’s.”
Garvin; “Y’all’ll.”
Revan, in tears; “What the fuck are you saying??”
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Revan; “How do you just eat when there’s a dead guy laying there?”
Garvin; “What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?”
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You haven’t really seen Monroe too much, but she is so great. Anyways, she’s a headmate in the Midas Sidesystem and very fucking insecure.
Monroe; “Am I pretty?”
Ingall; “You’re the most amazing and gorgeous girl in the entire universe.”
Monroe;
Ingall; “Oh my stars, are you crying? What did I say wrong? I’m so sorry, oh stars, Monroe, what did I do??”
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Akira; “Babe, please, talk to me.”
Akira; “I said I was sorry.”
Garvin;
Akira; “I never meant to hurt you.”
Garvin; “…”
Akira; “I thought about you the WHOLE time.”
Garvin; “Sorry doesn’t bring back my fucking skittles, Akira.”
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Garvin; “They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.”
Revan; “Oh my stars.”
Garvin; “They call me coffee ‘cause I keep you up past 2 AM.”
Revan; “Please stop.”
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Kody; “If I don’t know what to do in a situation, I ask myself, ‘WWGD’.”
Jusepe; “‘WWGD’?”
Kody; “What Would Garvin Do.”
Jusepe; “What?”
Kody; “And then I do the exact opposite.”
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Garvin; “I have good and bad news! Which one do you wanna hear first?”
Aries;
Aries; “Good.”
Garvin; “It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER do it again.”
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Aries; “In ‘ocean’, the ‘ce’ is pronounced as ‘sh’.”
Aries; “In ‘about’, the ‘ou’ is pronounced as ‘ow’.”
Aries; “In ‘colonel’, the ‘olo’ is pronounced as ‘er’.”
Aries; “So, technically, shower can be spelt ‘ceouolo’.”
Garvin; *Internal screaming.*
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Garvin, normally; “Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps people poor and it isn’t fair. I shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.”
Garvin, playing Monopoly; “Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor. Now give me your money, loser.”
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Rest of Polycule; *Is busy.*
Garvin; “I’m thrilled to announce that I'm giving up. I’m done with self care and I have decided to move on to self destruction. Thank you for all your support but I’ve decided to be a problem.”
Bernard;
Bernard, to Stellan; “Call Aries immediately. Like, right now.”
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Revan; “If you touch my shoulder again, I’ll kill your whole family.”
Garvin; “Welp, have I got some news for you, shawty.”
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Bernard; *Carrying a very tired Garvin on his back.*
Stellan; *Giving Vee a piggyback ride simply because she asked.*
Bernard, to Stellan; “Why are you carrying Vee?”
Vee, defensive; “Why are you carrying Garvin?”
Bernard, to Vee; “He forgot his cane and he’s too tired to walk.”
Bernard, to Stellan; “What’s Vee’s problem?”
Stellan; “I- well…”
Bernard;
Stellan; “You have your gremlins, I have mine.”
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