Those correct quotes were awesome

Here's some Garvin & Squad incorrect quotes. Plus one Ingall and Garvin one, haha

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Therin: Why are you smiling?
Garvin: What? I can’t just be happy?
Clancy: Ford tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Fredenand, to Garvin: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Garvin: *thinking*
Garvin: 2012.
Clancy: 2012…?
Garvin: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Rinny out so I let them hug me.

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Clancy: I love you.

Therin: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Clancy and Therin kiss passionately*

Garvin, to Fredenand: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Garvin: We need to distract these guys.

Fredenand: Leave it to me.

Fredenand: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Therin & Clancy: *immediately begin arguing*

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Fredenand: We call that a traumatic experience.

Fredenand, turning to Therin: Not a "bruh moment".

Fredenand, turning to Clancy: Not "sadge".

Fredenand, turning to Garvin: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Therin: Good night.

Fredenand: Sleep tight.

Garvin: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Clancy: Great, now Ford’s crying.

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Garvin: That's ridiculous, Ford doesn't have a crush on me.

Therin: Yes they do.

Clancy: Yes they do.

Fredenand: Yes I do.

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Fredenand: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Therin: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Clancy: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Garvin: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Fredenand: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Therin: No. No, Fredenand, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Fredenand calls Garvin. Number five: Clancy gets eaten by a shark.

Clancy: I’m Clancy, and I approve the order of that list.

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Therin: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Clancy: Merry crisis.

Fredenand: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Garvin: Hoe hoe hoe.

Therin: Guys, please.

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Fredenand: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Therin: Tell them how you really feel.

Clancy: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Garvin: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Fredenand, being handed a sword: …well heck.

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Clancy: Where the devil is Ford?

Therin: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Garvin: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Clancy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Therin: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Garvin: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Fredenand: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Garvin: *flips the board*

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Fredenand: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Garvin: Put spaghetti in it.

Fredenand: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Therin: Put spaghetti in it.

Fredenand: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Clancy: Put spaghetti in it.

Fredenand: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Garvin: Do you love Therin?

Clancy: Yeah, I do.

Garvin: Fredenand! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Fredenand: We all love Therin. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.

Clancy: I thought that was implied.

Fredenand: ...

Garvin: ...

Clancy, looking straight at Fredenand: Congrats Garvin, you just won 100 bucks.

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Fredenand: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Garvin doesn't take me seriously enough.

Clancy: "Sometimes"?

Therin: "Enough"?

Fredenand:

Therin: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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Fredenand: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Clancy: And here we have a capitalist.

Therin: Did you just-

Garvin: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Therin: Hey Ford, wanna third wheel on my date with Mouse tomorrow?

Fredenand: Sure.

Therin: Garvin! Wanna third wheel on my date with Clancy tomorrow?

Therin: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Fredenand & Garvin: ...

Clancy: Rinny…

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Fredenand: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Clancy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Therin: I got distracted halfway through.

Garvin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Clancy, in a room with Garvin, Therin, and Fredenand: It’s calm in here.
Clancy: It scares me…

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Clancy: Where's Therin?
Fredenand: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Fredenand, shouting: Garvin sucks!
Therin, distantly: Garvin is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Fredenand: Found them.

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Garvin: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Fredenand, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Garvin: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Fredenand: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

Garvin: Because they're dead.

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Garvin, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Fredenand: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Garvin: Ford, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?

Fredenand: My doctor just said I should avoid—

Garvin: Being a wuss? I agree.

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Garvin: I’m totally useless.

Fredenand: You’re not totally useless.

Fredenand: You can be used as a bad example.

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Ingall: Hey, Garvin, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Garvin: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Ingall: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Garvin: Can't really say I have.

Ingall: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Garvin: Sorry, Gall. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

I love them all XD

Fair warning-

Irfam's going to be a lot more unstable in this compared to SL;LB

Garvin's going to be an even bigger problem child

Aries is going to be extremely conditioned

Gorōta's going to be less emotionally stable too

and Revan's nowhere near okay. Which isn't too new but well, he's doing even worse than in T8P.

and you don't really know Mergen or Adbrei sooo, yeah.

Amazing, more angst all around then! Here are my warnings for you in return, hehe

Sol is, well, I've already mentioned it, but they're practically insane in this timeline. Very unstable, mildly toxic (though mostly towards Kano), extremely paranoid, and overall a complete mess

Nico's still stuck in their amazing relationship with River and Adiar, so expect quicker and more severe trauma responses. Still mildly chaotic and attempting to be the "happy one," but quicker to break down and actively seek out pain and negativity as "punishment" (differently that Aries though, less obviously. And they'll probably go to Adiar)

Briar's still in the gang, so, yay! Two people who are convinced they're completely inhuman! (Still very different reactions than Aries, of course, lol. Probably also much easier to drag out after a while)

Akira's still Akira, but you'll actually see them this RP rather than just short stories, lmao

Kostas is still Kostas. Doing his best and struggling with his inability to feel and react emotionally

Karma's... Somehow better and worse? Their trauma's still very fresh and they still have to deal with shit they didn't in past RP's, so more flashbacks and panic attacks, but, also, Kostas is here, and that's always helpful, so-

Ingall's just lost Maya very recently, ran away from the financial stability of Amar, and has had his whole view of life flipped on its head while being extremely paranoid about Amar coming back (and, of course, Amar's still contacting and taunting him), so, you know, overall, really not doing well. Expect constant OCD meltdowns, intentionally throwing himself into solitude, and a constant battle between a depressive meltdown and a panic attack.

This will be so fun :D

Haha, fun, fun. Some more specific warnings for my characters then I guess-

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Irfam's like... Not okay. At all. Extremely paranoid, very much hallucinating practically constantly, his episodes just keeping getting more severe, and at this point Raph's considering that he might actually need to send Irfam to a psych ward if things don't start looking up. Which the only reason why he hasn't yet is because Irfam is tricky little fuck and uses Unexpected Success in probably the worst ways. For himself, haha.

Garvin's still Garvin. But given how he'll be a bit older than the last one (not like he knows how old he is and all but still)- He's even more jaded, even more resentful, even more jealous... Just, this man hates people, hates himself, hates July, hates society, and basically everything else too. Oh, and when I say he'll do anything for money/food/shelter, I really do mean that he'll do anything for food/money/shelter.

Aries doesn't even use the name Aries or Gwyar at all. Dude is Khorne. Kind of. More so, he doesn't use a name at all but responds to Khorne/whatever people call him. Oh, and It/It's/Its pronouns all the time. Though, honestly, due to just how conditioned he is at this point, he isn't as panicky. So, there's that at least?

Gorōta's been with the gang for even longer and oh shit the abuse has only gotten worse over time. Dude is not doing too well. Expect panic attacks, expect him not saying a single word for a good while. Or ever. He also doesn't know sign language, so... Yeah. None of that either. Also don't expect much writing, since he doesn't want to burden people with waiting for him to write and then reading what he wrote and whatnot.

Revan's... He's not doing well. He's slightly surprised he's still alive and still overworking himself to an early grave which just inches closer and closer. The amount of gray hair he would have if he didn't bleach it is crazy. Oh, and his mother has started to pressure him to find a wife and leave an heir that can take his place as the company's heir because no way does she want him to be the company heir. Lots of stuff is going on.

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You'll meet Mergen and Adbrei eventually so I won't go over them haha

I love it all! Can't wait to see how everything actually plays out! :D

Haha, yep- It'll be fun to see how everyone interacts

Trying to figure out the plot and how everything connects and how everything will work before making it though-

Some more Garvin and squad incorrect quotes haha

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Ford: *venting endlessly to Garvin about their week*

Garvin, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

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Ford: I’m in love with you.

Garvin: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ford: I know.

Garvin: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Ford: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Garvin: Oh. We're going out?

Ford: Wh…

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Mouse: Why is there blood everywhere?

Garvin: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Mouse: You stabbed someone?!

Garvin: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Rinny: Who hurt you?

Garvin: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Rinny: ...Yes, actually.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Garvin: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Garvin: Oh god, you have Rinny.

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Ford: Good news!

Garvin: You found where I hid your phone?

Ford: ...

Garvin: You found your phone?

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Rinny: What do we say when life disappoints us?

Garvin: Called it!

Rinny: No.

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Garvin: You don’t deserve me.

Ford: At your worst or your best?

Garvin: I don’t have a worst.

Ford: Because you’re already at your worst?

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Ford: You disgust me.

Garvin: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Garvin: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Ford: WHY?!

Garvin: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Garvin, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Ford: ....

Garvin: *lip smack*

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Garvin: Ford gets offended by everything.

Ford: What did you say about me?!?

Garvin:

Garvin: Case in point.

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Ford: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Garvin: And?

Ford: And you are.

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Garvin: I can never give Ford shit because I’m jealous of them. They look at their life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!”

Garvin: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

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Garvin: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Rinny: How can you still say that?

Garvin: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.