I made more PoR quotes :)

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Agnar: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Quincy: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Skylar.
The Squad: *screaming*
Kage: They look like Skylar? Are you out of your fucking MIND?
Maya: Skylar, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.
Kage: Skylar? Skylar? Skylar? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like Agnar!

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Agnar: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Kage: Wednesay.
Agnar: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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Akira, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Kage: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Akira: I have depression, what do you think?

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Ingall: Garvin, I need some advice.
Garvin: You need advice from ME?
Ingall: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Maya: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Maya: *cuts piece of cake*
Agnar: ...Can I have some?
Maya: Cake is for talkers.

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Ingall: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

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Kage: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
Skylar: Please don’t get arrested.
Kage: No promises! <3
Garvin: Why not both? Get creative!
Kage: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Skylar: Please don’t encourage them, Garvin.

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Murderer: Any last words?
Kage: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Kage: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Kage: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!

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Quincy: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I feel like that’s more accurate.

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Ingall: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Maya's birthday invitations.
Chile: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Ingall: "Maya's birthday".
Chile: So, what do they say instead?
Ingall: "Maya's bi".
Chile:
Chile: Works out either way.

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Garvin: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Jesus. Amen.

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Agnar: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?
Chile: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.
Agnar: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.

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Kage: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number.

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Maya: Editor's note: What the fuck?

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Quincy: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Chile: The final boss.
Ingall: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Quincy: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Skylar: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Quincy: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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I can imagine this conversation happening eventually XD