Take some Garvin, Ingall, and Devery incorrect quotes

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Ingall: What’s your body count?

Garvin: Do you mean sex or murder?

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Ingall: I feel like doing something stupid.

Garvin: I’m stupid, do me.

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Ingall: Are you ready to commit?

Garvin: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Devery: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Garvin: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Garvin: I can never give Ingall shit because I’m jealous of them. They look at their life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!”

Garvin: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

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Ingall: You need to stop swearing so much.

Garvin: Shut the fuck up.

Ingall: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Garvin: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Ingall: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Garvin: Shit the beep up.

Ingall:

Garvin: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Garvin: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Ingall: How can you still say that?

Garvin: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Garvin: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Devery: Heck.

Garvin: You're on thin fucking ice.

Garvin: Oh no-

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Devery: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Garvin: I almost died.

Devery: That... was my favorite memory.

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Garvin: Devery! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Devery: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Ingall: Pick a card, any card.

Garvin: Fine.

Ingall: Wait, that's my credit card!

Garvin: You said any card.

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Garvin: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Garvin: Oh no, where did it go?

Devery: GARVIN WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Garvin, excitedly: Heeyy!!

Ingall: Hey, someone's excited.

Devery, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

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Ingall: Hey Garvin, Devery just broke my seashell lamp.

Garvin: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Ingall: Okay, you win.

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Ingall: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Devery: Can't relate.

Garvin: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Devery: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Ingall: I gotta give you credit, Garvin. You make it look easy.

Garvin: Years of practice.

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Garvin: We need to open this locked door. Ingall, give me your credit card.

Ingall: Here.

Garvin, pocketing it: Thanks. Devery, break down the door.

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Ingall: What do we say when making bread?

Devery, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Ingall: And what do we NOT say?

Garvin, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

I love them so much XD

Poor Ingall is gonna have to put up with so much shit when he and Garvin start dating, and, honestly, I'm here for it, lmao

Not me wondering how long it'll take for them to start dating-

Imagine if they're basically dating by July but hadn't put a label on it and suddenly all the shit is happening and it's just that much worse XD

Honestly, that seems totally possible-

Neither of them is going to directly ask the other out, I don't think, but I can totally see them just doing couple stuff and never mentioning it to anyone else or becoming official XD

They totally would though- Like, Garvin would flirt and make it pretty obvious that he's into Ingall but the moment actual emotions are brought up? Haha, nope.

Man, this is going to be terribly sad with everything I have planned lol

Yeahhh, Ingall will probably kind of acknowledge that he's into Garvin too, but very awkwardly like- Oh, uh, hey, I'm just going to sit in this room with you... Totally because I have something else to do here and not because I like you, hahaha...

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Oh boy, the angst will be infinite. And, uh, if something happens to Garvin? Hehe, that...

Bed.

Just bad. XD

Haha, amazing. We got the two people who suck at emotional intimacy. This is going to be hilarious

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Most definitely bad, yep. Mhm. Totally don't have anything malicious planned, what? Totally not. Why would I? Haha

Yep, they're perfect and offer us much angst XD

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Hmm, nope, that doesn't seem like you at all. Totally not. Lmao

Indeed they do. It's great.

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Totally. Mhm. Absolutely nothing bad will happen to anyone. Especially in July. Yep. Mhm. Definitely.

July? What's July? That seems like a totally unimportant month, honestly. Nothing ever happens in July!