What do you mean by buff chicken is stupid? Hopefully that buff chickens don't look very good. I know there's this sterotype that chickens suck and can't fly, but you must know that there are athletic chickens, however those are different than buff chickens, which are bred too fat and big for their dear selves, and often can't fly.

buff chicken for da win

A cat with a halo would definitaly not be my orange potato!