- | Duvéssa (Maeve Desrosiers) |-

Not going to lie, the moment he saw her he was wary of Duvéssa because of her serpentine form. Snakes eat chicken eggs. Her raspy voice unnerves him and he tries to keep his silkie hen, Arabella, out of sight around her. As for her personality, he doesn’t know how to react and is constantly on edge with her. Was she joking then? Should I laugh? She intimidates him and he avoids her as much as possible.

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- | Ektlo De'Van Mona (Gheke De'van) | -

He doesn’t know what to think about him. If it weren’t for Elk’s optimistic cloud, Akib might have been more intimidated. It makes him laugh and he wants to touch it so badly (and wonders what it tastes like. Cotton candy?). The fact that Elk has children and cares about them makes him like him. He also thinks his goats are really adorable and is currently scanning the web if they get along with chickens. He might give him his a therapy chicken.

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- | Riotl (Morana Tyide) | -

He appreciates her peaceful demeanor and the fact that she is nurturing. She is one of the few deities that he would trust to babysit his chickens or own one. He is slightly jealous of her confidence and admires her beauty. He also wonders if he could roll a marble down her horns. She seems approachable and he thinks that she might be easy to work with.

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- | Vikona (Valence Winchester) | -

She looks tough and doesn’t seem to like people. He is nervous to collaborate with her and definitely doesn't agree with her morals. He doesn’t want to get on her bad side. Because of what she is the goddess of, a part of him wants to blame her for all of the death although he knows that it was every deity’s fault (would never tell anybody this). He has noticed her ravens and wants to discuss bird care with her, but is too timid to. The only reason why he'd ever let her handle his chickens is because she is also a bird enthusiast.

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- | Caos (Azriel Regalità) | -

Akib is surprised that he is shorter than him. He sees a potential playmate here and a lot of fun, but he doesn’t like pranks that embarrass or hurt their victims. He prefers to confuse them (like filling their bathtub full of rubber duckies). He wouldn’t trust him with any of his chickens, but might allow touching with supervision. He’d try to get Caos into some his own hobbies, games, and shows.

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- | Vaeos (Zeno Lior)| -

He appreciates his healing and the thoughts of teaming up together has entered his head before. He seems like a ball of sunshine which is nice. Out of all of the gods he would like to get to know him the most and finds him approachable. He might let him take care of his chickens. He wants to be friends. He’ll show his chickens off to him, but they’ll have to get closer in order for him to ever pet sit for him.

Incorrect quotes.

Riotl: Just be yourself.

Vikona: 'Be myself'? Riotl , I have one day to win this mortal over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Akiba: Couple weeks.

Caos: Six months.

Elk: Jury’s still out.

Vikona: See, Riotl?

Vikona: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Riotl: We need a way to lure in new customers?

Duvéssa: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Elk: Vicona bath water.

Vicona: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Akiba: While I'm gone, you're in charge Caos.

Caos: Yes!

Akiba, whispering to Duvéssa: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.

Duvéssa: Obviously.

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Vicona: *watching their house burn down*

Vicona:

Vicona: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Riotl: Hey Elk, caos just broke my seashell lamp.

Elk: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Riotl: Okay, you win.

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Caos: Vaeos, gather the others. We need to have another Duvéssa-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

Vikona would cringe so hard if anyone recommends selling her bath water lmao

Caos would make advertising for it. Then hang up the posters where he knows Vicona would see it, for the gits and shiggles

Ok I'm sorry for posting again, but I keep generating these, and some are just to funny to pass up.

Elk: Get your hand off my shield!

Vicona: There's like a million other shields.

Elk: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.

Vicona: *hits elk with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

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*Vicona and Elk are fighting*

Caos, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!

*Vicona and Elk start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

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Akiba: Why is Vaeos crying on the floor?

Duvéssa: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Akiba: And?

Duvéssa: They got Caos.

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Duvéssa: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Ghost,

Okay but like... Why is it kind of accurate X'D

I try my best to work so so so very hard (I clicked a button)

Elk being hit over the head with a shield is now canon. Also I would llike Elk to be known as the Goat man with a talking cloud rather then the master swordmans who likes eating fears ;D. It'll be funny for Elk to be like--

Why do I feel like if someone annoys the Gods enough, they'll be like, "Release the Vikona." lmao

Caos slowly backing up from Steve with scary Halloween masks in hand,