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Also, Overthink, I might have Leroy go and find Nadih because he's just kinda sitting there right now and drama
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Axel: What do you want to eat? Gwyar's voices: The souls of the innocent Gwyar: A bagel. Voices: NO! Gwyar: Two bagels!
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I mean, just plain bagels? That might be equivalent to the complexity of the current human soul, but like... No butter or cream cheese? Untosted?
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No, tosted with a lot of cream cheese... A lOt of cream cheese
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Okay, that's better. Now Tyler's going to have to steal day-old bagels from a Not-Brueggers in the city, because he has never had a good bagel before. You have done this to me. Suffer.
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Part of me wants Cal to go all detective mode and figure out why the train gave minors alcohol but I feel like that would just go no where- No poor Tyler!! Only good bagels for the good boi!!!
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No, stop feeding it! It had forgotten about that supposed to be minor plot point! *Mad cackling* So the train is totally part of a massive underground smuggling ring with ties to the Russian mafia. They buy 'window cleaner' from the Russians and then remove the blue dye to sell it as actual vodka without the alcohol taxes. So there's always at least one group of mafia guys on the train at all times, and sometimes they ask to sample the product in code. Our ANGSTVENGERS just Both accidentallied the code and looked vaguely like what the attendant perceived as 'Russian mobster on a highly lucrative but stealth-focused job'.
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Oh dear god why are you so good at this??
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