Also, we're not going to talk about how Elk and Vikona murdered a bunch of gods and probably give their children the deceased deities roles lmao

Caos, Riotl & Vikona: *screaming*
Akiba: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Vikona?!
Caos: Wait, why are you asking Vikona that when Riotl and I are also here?
Akiba: Because Vikona wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Elk: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Vikona: What's that?
Elk: Remorse code.
Vikona: I'm even angrier now.

Vaeos: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Vaeos: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

Duvéssa: You wanna fight?! You got one!
Vikona: Okay! *raises fists*
*Akiba runs in, scoops Vikona up in their arms, and runs away carrying them*
Duvéssa:
Duvéssa: What?

Vikona: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Caos: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Caos: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Akiba: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Caos: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

Vaeos: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Caos?
Caos: No.
Vaeos: I think I speak for Caos when I say it sounds really super.

Vikona: Vaeos, gather the others. We need to have another Duvéssa-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

I like to think Elk's " Shadow town" incident caused him to preserve his first lover's dead body. Take the kids to his little God chateau, and vanish for a few decades. Only to return with three more kids lmao.

Cereal said:

Betram being the most protected child at this point lmao

Also, we're not going to talk about how Elk and Vikona murdered a bunch of gods and probably give their children the deceased deities roles lmao

Vikona: We killed a lot of gods.
Elk: Yeah, we sort of went overboard.
Vikona: Well, most of these are left empty.
Elk: Indeed they are.
Vikona: Are you thinking what I'm thinking about?
Elk: *pulls out kids* Yup.

Elk said:

I like to think Elk's " Shadow town" incident caused him to preserve his first lover's dead body. Take the kids to his little God chateau, and vanish for a few decades. Only to return with three more kids lmao.

<,< Shhhhh

Cereal said:

Betram being the most protected child at this point lmao

Also, we're not going to talk about how Elk and Vikona murdered a bunch of gods and probably give their children the deceased deities roles lmao

OMG YES! But Elk would keep his children running around in a garden where they could eat, sleep, and learn how to use their powers(I assume they get around 12 ). He would only let them into the mortal world if he didn't have a babysitter/ if they wanted to attend the mortal festivals.

Incorrect Quote

Elk: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Vikona: You mean you stabbed them?
Elk: They ran into my knife.

Elk: I’m in love with you.
Vikona: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Elk: I know.
Vikona: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Vikona: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Elk: To relax.

Cereal said:

Poor goats would be deathly terrified. Please make it canon that one of them faints out of panic and everyone is like, "Is that goat okay?" While Elk simply replies, "Yeah, that's Steve, he tends to faint. He'll be fine."

Luckily for them, Vikona's wolves don't eat goats... but humans and deities on the other hand are 🤌

Elk said:

That's super cute. >,<!!! Elk could be off dealing with God stuff, killing and answering prayers/telling people to stop offering their goats and offer food instead while a raven watches over Clara. Although, his nanny goats would be a bit nervous since they are prey to wolves.

The love goddess having a guard crow and wolf with her whenever she visits the mortal realm

queen. said:

Cereal said:

Okay, I thought of something adorable.

Since ravens and wolves are often seen having a symbiotic relationship with each other, Vikona has her summoned ravens watch over both hers and Elk's children, as well as the deities who aren't good at fighting to make sure they're safe. If the ravens sense danger, they'll make an alarm call, which summons Vikona's wolves to protect the individual.

WAIT this is so cute

Vikona and Elk Quotes

Vikona: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.
Elk: That's because she's a prostitute.

*Vikona and Elk enter a dive bar*
Vikona: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Elk, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

Elk: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Vikona: Nope, there's 26.
Elk: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Vikona: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Elk: You'll get the D later ;).

Elk: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Vikona: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Elk, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Elk: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Vikona: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Vikona: I don't cook I don't clean-
Elk: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Elk & Vikona: .....
Elk & Vikona: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

Elk, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Vikona: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Vikona: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Elk: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Vikona: Holy moly-