Prince Tatsuya's queer ass fainting while Passi catches him and is fanfirlinh himself LMAO

Did you not see his smexy ass winter outfit, wizard? *^*

Tatsuya , holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Calix: ....
Tatsuya : *lip smack*
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Calix, trying to comfort Tatsuya : What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

(Jokes on him ; Tatsuya has all three )

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Calix: You need to stop swearing so much.
Tatsuya : Shut the fuck up.
Calix: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Tatsuya : Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Calix: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Tatsuya : Shit the beep up.
Calix:
Tatsuya : SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Calix: I think I need a hug...
Tatsuya : Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Calix: You... you can let go now.
Tatsuya : No, I absolutely cannot.

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Calix: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Tatsuya : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Calix: Absolutely not.

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Calix: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house.
Tatsuya : You’re an American treasure.

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Boy is looking cute as hell.

I love the new character so much and while I think Brosc might be one of the few people to resist his beauty, Diamond will absolutely not-

I can see Calix placed into a terrible political marriage arrangement and everyone would lose their shit about it

Lennox: >:(
Raulf: :|

Jayco: >:D

huh I wonder who is the one mf who loves chaos

I want to make an RP about present-day humans traveling into their favorite novel, and Calix would be one of the main romance interests as a famous singer
Someone stop me from making more-