Spellbound said:

I'm interested to see how the hang would react to Coni's toxic relationship

Tamesis said:

*renting a hotel and there's a queen-sized bed*
Selova: How is going to work? Any suggestions?
Isa: Have a sleepover on the floor in front of the fireplace to make it romantic.
Lei: Ask for a bigger bed, obviously.
Vic: Kill the other two.

Victoria: What’s it like being tall?
Isabella: Is it nice?
Leiurus: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Selova: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Victoria: Your smile? It makes my day.
Selova: Your happiness? I live for that.
Leiurus: A room? Get one.
Isabella: Hotel? Trivago.

Victoria: Where the devil is Leiurus?
Isabella: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Selova: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Leiurus: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Isabella.
Selova: For the record, I already found them.
Victoria: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Selova: They stabbed me!
Leiurus: I'm surprised they waited this long, Selova. We've all had the urge.

Selova: *about Isabella and Leiurus* They make a cute couple, huh?
Victoria: They certainly are standing next to each other.

Leiurus, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Selova: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Victoria, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Leiurus, spraying Selova: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Selova: Dude, I forgot-
Leiurus: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Isabella: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

Selova, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Victoria: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Leiurus: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Isabella: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Selova: I hate all of you.

*Victoria is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*
Victoria, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!
Selova, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!
Victoria: And Isabella didn’t stop you?!
Selova, pointing at a sleeping Isabella: They’ve been asleep for the past three hours.
Leiurus, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-
Leiurus, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!
Victoria, pointing at Selova: They threw the remote onto the TV stand.
Leiurus: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!
Isabella, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?
Isabella, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! SELOVA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!
Selova: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!
Victoria and Leiurus, in unison: But you broke the-
Selova: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

Lost Memories said:

This. Yes.

Tamesis said:

*renting a hotel and there's a queen-sized bed*
Selova: How is going to work? Any suggestions?
Isa: Have a sleepover on the floor in front of the fireplace to make it romantic.
Lei: Ask for a bigger bed, obviously.
Vic: Kill the other two.

Overthink101 said:

Actually Lei; "Uh, the bed is mine. I don't know what you three are going to do but it's a queen sized bed. As in, you know, it's for a queen. Not the queen and her three beautiful consorts."

Lost Memories said:

This. Yes.

Tamesis said:

*renting a hotel and there's a queen-sized bed*
Selova: How is going to work? Any suggestions?
Isa: Have a sleepover on the floor in front of the fireplace to make it romantic.
Lei: Ask for a bigger bed, obviously.
Vic: Kill the other two.

Overthink101 said:

Actually Lei; "Uh, the bed is mine. I don't know what you three are going to do but it's a queen sized bed. As in, you know, it's for a queen. Not the queen and her three beautiful consorts."

Lost Memories said:

This. Yes.

Tamesis said:

*renting a hotel and there's a queen-sized bed*
Selova: How is going to work? Any suggestions?
Isa: Have a sleepover on the floor in front of the fireplace to make it romantic.
Lei: Ask for a bigger bed, obviously.
Vic: Kill the other two.