So, I'm board and thought this would be fun.

Uhh, so I made a quote book for all our characters, basically I put all of my favorite funny/angsty/fluffy quotes from each character here. I will update as the RP goes on :)

I also included quotes from short stories.

Featuring my attempt at making humorous context for said quotes

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Eva Quotes

"Hey, Squirrel Boy, not everyones got their shit together like you so...Wait, it didnt, ARGH." (In the face of stress... name calling)

"As for supplies, I've got chargers and UNO. If y'all wanna 'draw 25' someone into submission then I'm your gal." (Okay, okay, coding is cool and stuff, but hear me out... UNO)

"Mhm, you'd be surprised just how easy it is to get on criminal gamers' good sides, forgery, embezzlement, hacking, drugs, ya name it and I probably know a 'WaifuStealer69' or two that can get ya it." (All good things, all good things)

"Jobs, right those ARE a thing, aren't they." (Yes, yes they are. And from that response you don't like them much XD)

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Leroy Quotes

"Oh Gods, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it." (Leroy just being sad-)

"Listen to me, if any bitch comes up and tries to lay a hand on you I'll punch them into next week. Now take some more breaths and pull yourself together, no one's gonna hurt you on my watch, got it?" (Protective Leroy is the best.)

"Whatever, pipsqueak." ('Stop trying to point out me being nice, I'm supposed to be threatening!')

"No idea, but I'd pay a good deal of money to turn around and go beat his ass with you." (Yoooo, Leroy and Cal alliance to go kill Val!)

"You absolute fucking idiot! They need you, man. They need you to be stable, you're the only one other than stupid TJ, damn it. Why?" (And this is how our beloved ship begins... with Leroy scolding Nabih. Somehow not suprising.)

“I know I'm like the least open and least kind person in this stupid world, but I'm not a stranger to pain, I know life can be absolutely shitty sometimes, and I want to protect everyone in the group. That includes you. So please, if you need anything or just need to rant or something come to me, alright? I know it sounds cheesy as hell, but I'm never too busy to help out.” (Aww, look at him caring for his future boyfriend! Adorable!)

"Wonderful, people are having mental breakdowns in here," (When are they not?)

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Ethan Quotes

"They probably want an explanation for everything, I don't think I give off criminal energy very much." (No, you give off zero criminal energy, but, then again, how many murders and such do?)

"Cal, hold his arms, but make sure you aren't being aggressive about it, just make sure he can't hurt himself or others. And talk. Talk a lot, loud and as much as you can, about anything you can think of." (Mission: save Aries.)

"... No, no, no, Leroy and Nabih totally have a thing for each other. AND, Axel... Okay, if you haven't noticed how much he's admiring you and Aries you are a lost cause. The guy compared you to Apollo, for God's sake, he wouldn't stop talking about Apollo for a month after I met him, major crush, I'm telling you! Now he's saying you remind him of him, man, he likes you! Aries too, I've never seen him so eager to do a presentation, he hates talking in front of people, but as soon as you asked him to tell a story he jumped on it, and he noticed Aries reaction to greek mythology which is why he offered to do the presentation. You can't seriously tell me he doesn't like you two." (Ship *clap* wars *clap*)

"Gotta love the queens!" (Obviously XD)

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Aries Quotes

“Didn’t mean to lie earlier… Honestly thought that was the truth, meant every word… Sorry ‘bout that, Cal… Didn’t even realize the scratchin’ was caused by…” (Aries, nooo! You have, like, zero happy quotes. Stop it, we love youuuu!)

Its vision blurred and the voices screamed for it to let go of the blob, to destroy they blob, to ruin the blob- It simply held the blob closer though, it didn’t want to get rid of Mr. Fluff, it assumed that was the blob’s name since the one who had given it the blob had said that. (Not a spoken quote, but this is absolutly adorable, I love it so much.)

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Axel Quotes

"Y-you're probably the s-strongest person here, L-Leroy, and you do c-care about us. I-I know you do, d-deep down. You'll p-protect us if needed." (Everyone else is being angsty, so Axel's gonna just be the most wholesome person on Earth and convince Leroy to stay)

"I-I think you're smart C-Cal, just in a different w-way than Nabih. Y-You're observant and you c-come up with a bunch o-of witty jokes! G-give yourself some c-credit!" (Again, Axel being wholesome. Someone around here has to!)

"O-oh, Cal! Maybe h-he could have more than o-one color of a band-aid? W-would that work? Aries, hold o-on, I have something for y-you! T-this is Mr. Fluff. I-I got him when I was l-little, and he's helped me w-with a lot of panic attacks a-and when I didn't feel good. N-now I want you to h-have him, A-Aries! He's kind of ruffled, b-but he's still soft a-and nice to hold!" (Precious bean.)

"I-I'm glad you like i-it! You can keep h-him as long as you w-want." (Just Axel loving on Aries.)

"Fuck off." (And now he's pissed. Don't hurt Axel's friends... Especially not Ethan.)

After a moment of hesitation, Axel simply settled himself on Cal's lap, looking ridiculously small compared to him. "Y-you look like you n-need comfort." (Awww! Also, Cal, you sure he doesn't like you, 'cus it sure seems like he does...)

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TJ Quotes

"I... have become as pidgeon. Your french fries will never be safe again." (This is pretty self-explanitory... He is a pidgeon now. Oh, and he was taunting Leroy)

"Chill." (And somehow it's always TJ putting everyone back together again, with the wisdom of words such as this.)

"You... There are no words to describe how entirely stupid that last statement was." (Well, Cal's being self-depricating, time to call him an idiot and get some sense back into that thick skull of his.)

"Christ, you half elf owl, Kitten? Need a Big Mac. Or fifty." (Damn it, my precious bean isn't taking care of himself. Guess I'll do it for him.)

Oh boy, moar trauma! (Not a spoken quote, but it basically sums up the whole thing. Poor TJ just wants a break from the angst!)

Well what'll you know, Leroy isn't a complete ass. (Again, not a spoke quote, but still, TJ is hilarious and I live for it.)

"There will be no murder until we are situated." (Ground rules, everyone. Murder is fine, but only after everyone is settled properly.)

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Cal Quotes

“Hands and stuff. Awesome. Okay, I didn’t get a thin’ ya said, but I trust whatever you said was smart!!” (Cal spaced out, so now he's gonna make up for it by praising everyone around and making jokes. He's precious-)

“Goddamn ketchup. I mean, what even is it? Tomato smoothies sound more like it! That would be like if I put cucumber sauce on hotdogs. Who would ever do that?? Fucking ketchup, man. I hate that stuff. I really do.” (He doesn't like ketchup -_(o-o)_-)

“I am the only damn stupid one here?? This is an outcry! Outroar! Out-what-the-actual-fuck!!” (I can't decide if this is sad or funny... Well, either way, we love ya Cal!)

“Bullshit, You’re lying. I know you are. I know you think your lies are good, but they are not. That or I am just not as stupid as you think.” (He's talking to Aries about self-harm and mental health. 'Bitch, how dare you lie to me! Let me help you, you idiot, YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING')

“Who did that to Ethan and how much money does it take to bribe a conductor into turning this train around to go jump whoever the fuck did that? (Damn, okay, I see you, Cal! Beat Val's ass!)

“Lets you know I like dogs more than cats! And hey! Don’t get me wrong, still love those little hair balls of evilness that radiate Leroy energy, but dogs are where it’s at.” (And here originates the mythical 'Leroy energy')

“Hey, Axel?~ Guess what time it is? Operation Smother-Aries!!” (And here our second ship comes into play! Give Aries some love!!)

“All I can ever remember about the Greek stuff is that Zeus was a slut-” (I mean.... You aren't wrong)

“Okay just because he is wearing Leroy’s jacket, doesn’t mean they are dating.” (And so begin the ship wars)

“More than one colorful bandaid? I don’t know… Aries, can you handle that many colorful cartoonish things?? Well, I trust that you can because Ima ‘bout to bombard you with colorful bandaids like a goddamn nuclear explosion!! Ta-da!! Look at my fabulous work!!” (Oh my god, he is a child and I love him.)

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Nabih Quotes

“You’ve got to at least tell me the plan before we get there then, so that my face doesn’t give it away with surprise or something similar.” ('Come on, babe, I know I'm a complete wreck right now, but don't be stupid.)

“Yes, Axel, I’m fine now… Leroy helped me…” (Yes he did :D)

‘01/10/????; ‘Ariethous’ has had his first mental breakdown in front of us today. The issue with the gifts is happening again as well. This time with Axel being the giver.’ (Just the daily journal entry about all my friends. Completely normal XD)

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Okay, yeah, this is a huge WIP, I'm a little less than halfway through the actual RP and I haven't even started short stories. Welp, enjoy this for now and I'll add more soon! :D