Fergus xD

these quotes are all accurate but this- yeah

Cyprus: Is it still visible? Where Genévivè slapped me?
Fergus : Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Juniper: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Isadora: A palm reader could tell Genévivè's future by looking at your face.
Maze: The phrase 'talk to teh hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Cyprus: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

Genévivè, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Fergus : But Genévivè, we don't smoke.
Genévivè: Cut the crap, Fergus . I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Genévivè: *points at Isadora* One! *points at Cyprus* Two! *points at Juniper* Three! *points at Maze* Four! *points at Fergus * Five!
Genévivè: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Maze: *puts a cigarrette in Genévivè's hand*
Genévivè: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

I can't believe I went offline and missed these beauties

Maze: Today, Genévivè took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Isadora to the following people: Fergus , Juniper, Cyprus, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Juniper: I CAN'T DO IT!
Isadora, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Juniper: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Cyprus: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Juniper:
Juniper: I appreciate it,
Juniper: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Fergus : Juniper-
Juniper: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Maze: Juniper we gotta-
Juniper: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Juniper: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Juniper, motioning to Genévivè: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Bold of you to assume she'd have a phone

Cyprus: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.
Fergus : Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them.
Genévivè: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Maze: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Juniper: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
Isadora: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*
Isadora: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Cyprus: Hostile takeover?
Maze: Genocide?
Juniper: Steal everything!
Isadora: No, I meant-
Genévivè: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Fergus : WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Isadora: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Genévivè: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Fergus : Agreed.