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Clovis: *crying* "He said he doesn't love me anymore." Deamon: "What do you mean?" Blake: "That's not true. I told her she couldn't use me as target practice with the new gun she got." Clovis: "SAME THING!" |
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Misery. Spellbound. Red. ~ Everyone buckle the fuck up! We are doing over time. Let's make everyone's days terrible tomorrow morning skimming through our BS. |
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Catalina: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Deamon: A character!
Tiras: A setting!
Clovis, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE. |
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M I S E R Y said:
Clovis: *crying* "He said he doesn't love me anymore." Deamon: "What do you mean?" Blake: "That's not true. I told her she couldn't use me as target practice with the new gun she got." Clovis: "SAME THING!"
Jesus. Blake really is just rolling with the BS at this point. |
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I can and plan to overflow this shit with quotes
Danse Macabre said:
Misery. Spellbound. Red. ~ Everyone buckle the fuck up! We are doing over time. Let's make everyone's days terrible tomorrow morning skimming through our BS.
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Bastien: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Catalina: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth. |
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Catalina: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée". - - - - Crime brulee?? I'm dead 😂 |
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🌈Skittles said:
Bastien: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Catalina: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
True. I got a concussion doing that. |
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Clovis: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Deamon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Ember: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Deamon: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Tiras: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Deamon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 |
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