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Yooo so I think I just killed this guys confidence or ego.
Someone named "Kevin" added me on snapchat. I thought it was just someone from my high school way back when because i have his number in my phone. So I accepted the friend request. Homie goes "Hey".
And I'm like "Hi, sorry who are you? I don't remember you."
And he's like "We used to talk but never met up"
And I was like "Oh okay. Yeah, no, I don't remember you, Im sorry."
Homie has not replied back. Like you were so unnoteworthy I don't remember you. Please feel free to roll on out now. |
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Convivial said:
No no. Ahken and Beo |
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A Isadora X Gen Shipping Incorrect Quotes . Genévivè: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Isadora: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Genévivè: ...
Genévivè: You mean ring bearER, right?
Isadora: ...
Genévivè: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. ..... Genévivè: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Isadora: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Genévivè: I said within reason, Isadora. How about I murder that guy?
Isadora: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Genévivè: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
..... Isadora: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Genévivè: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Isadora: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Genévivè: You wouldn’t?
Isadora: I mean, unless you want to-
...... Genévivè: I feel like doing something stupid.
Isadora: I’m stupid, do me.
..... Isadora: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Genévivè is? Because Genévivè is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass. ...... Genévivè: Isadora, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Isadora, naked in Genévivè's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Genévivè, already taking off their clothes:Fuck... Me neither. .... Isadora: Fuck you.
Genévivè: No u.
Isadora: I'm down.
Genévivè: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Isadora: I AM NOT 2! ..... Isadora: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Genévivè: Wow. They sound stupid.
Isadora: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Genévivè: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Isadora: I guess you’re right. Hey Genévivè, I love you.
Genévivè: See! Just say that!
Isadora: Holy fucking shit.
Genévivè: If that flies over their head then, sorry Isadora, but they're too dumb for you.
Isadora: Genévivè. ...... Isadora: How do I tell Genévivè that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? |
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Juniper: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Isadora, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof? Cyprus: I'm not creepy.
Cyprus: I'm petty.
Cyprus: There's a difference, ya' know. *after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Maze: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Peter.
Cyprus: For the record, I already found them.
Kashmir: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Cyprus: They stabbed me!
Maze: I'm surprised they waited this long, Cyprus. We've all had the urge. Skaista: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Skaista: cuLt leader.
Skaista: God hates me personally.
Skaista: cowBoy hat.
Skaista: *sniffles* Trying my best. Sedna: I have a bad feeling about this...
Jasper: What do you mean?
Sedna: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Jasper: No?
Gene: That actually explains so much. |
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I have been murdered by laughter xD |
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Stranger: Hey, how ya'll do-
Isa: *snarls* *growl*
Stranger: *screams* Get your companion, bitch!
The Other Riders: She don't bite.
Stranger: Yes she do! |
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Isadora: Thanks fam!
Cyprus: Oh no.
Maze: *cries* I love you too.
Juniper: Sounds fake, but okay.
Genévivè: *A flustered mess*
Fergus: Can I get a refund? |
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Maze: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Isadora: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Maze: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Fergus : Actually I did the math, Isadora would have $225, not $0.15.
Isadora: Fam I’m right here....
Cyprus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Maze: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Cyprus: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Maze: :(
Fergus : Hey I just realized my friend is right, Isadora would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Cyprus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Fergus : You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Genévivè: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Fergus : Apply juice to what.
Genévivè: Directly to the forehead.
Isadora: Great chat everyone. |
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THE MEMES KILLED ME WHAT'D I MISS |
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Fall 
Night Weather: 
Heavy Rain Moon: 
