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That's a better college story than that one story I heard on the radio-
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Oh, that's not even the worst. One year, I think junior, it was Halloween. And, my father being himself, was bored. So, in order to alleviate his lack of entertainment, he decided to mess with the baby freshmen. He got himself prepared and started playing Bach. A group of first-years eventually show up trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the common room, and one of them turns on the lights. Red bathes the room, and there's my dad, lounging like nothing's wrong, decked out in full Army regulation fatigues, plus gasmask, staring at the door. He doesn't say anything, just keeps watching these poor kids, and says nothing. Bach's still going on in the background, all quite and creepy-like, and he just sits there. The entire group ended up just backing out one by one until he was alone. I aspire to be this man.
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Lightbringer
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That's a good man right there-
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Neutral
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Because nothing says 'Welcome to college' quite like a buff twenty-something dude in a gasmask. He told me, straight to my face, that if t-posing was a thing during his college years, he would have been t-posing.
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Lightbringer
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A goddamn legend. My goal is to be like this man now.
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Neutral
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You can't even begin to approach perfection.
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Lightbringer
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I know but I am going to try!! I will never reach his level of power but I have dad puns already so I am trying! >:') OH!! Idea about how to deal with getting the kids into the soccer mom van! So someone with really visible powers, I am talking everyone, everyone, can see it, so maybe Leroy with his water ability gets his power and it suddenly activates or something in the middle of a huge crowd of people. The people are freaking out, the ANGSTVENGERS are freaking out, and Leroy is freaking out, so basically everyone is freaking the fuck out. So Cal, Nabih, or Leroy are like 'Well shit, we gotta go!' and they all start booking it to the nearest alleyway. Some of the people are chasing after them so when a white van pulls up with a woman who says she'll help, everyone hops in because it is better than dealing with a mob of people.
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Lightbringer
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Okay so we have decided the Evie idea and the crowd idea for getting all the kids into the van. Any more ideas for how to get this all to work??
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Neutral
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The Evie idea? What Evie idea? XD
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Lightbringer
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The idea where Evie says 'Oh hey this looks safe despite the obvious dangers and red flags!!' and everyone just goes along with her because they were not gonna let anyone hurt their Queen.
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