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Nah, that's why I'm asking what it'll take to get them into the van. Because she ain't doing that lmao
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Neutral
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Ello world, Sooo, for the white van soccer mom thingy. Evie is, well...how do I put this gently...socially dumb. She got the 'don't get into strangers vans' talk as a kid once but that was like 10 years and a lot of trauma ago so she's likely to just get in the van. Especially if they're nice and it says snacks.
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Lightbringer
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Cal would get in the van if Evie did but look her dead in the eye and probably say: "If you get us into a Saw scenario or something out of a horror movie, I will constantly berate you in Mario Kart till you hate the game."
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Neutral
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All is well. My crops are watered, the skies are clear, global warming has stopped. I have just returned from having my fingers nommed by seven, seven adorable Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppies and my life is complete.
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Neutral
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That's good. And adorable.
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Lightbringer
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AHHHHHH puppers micwuppers!!!
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Neutral
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My fingers have tiny tooth marks and I suddenly hate the human body's natural ability to heal.
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Lightbringer
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Get cute colorful bandaids like Cal then!
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Neutral
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Why would anyone want to cover up puppy chew-marks? They thought they could get milk from my finger tips!
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