On a nicer note, here are more quotes, as promised :)
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Ezra: We need to distract these guys
Mai: Leave it to me!
Mai: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Nico, Hasiya, and Olympia: *Immediately begin arguing*
Akemi, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Akemi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Mai: >:O language
Nico: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hasiya: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NICO THE FUCK WORD?
Olympia: 'The fuck word'.
Griffin: Are you stupid? You guys use the f-word all the time
Nico: Oh my god they censored it
Olympia: Say fuck, Griffin.
Nico: Do it, Griffin. Say fuck.
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Olympia, tending to Nico's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Nico: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Akemi: Violence isn't the answer.
Hasiya: You’re right.
Akemi: *sighs in relief*
Hasiya: Violence is the question.
Akemi: What?
Hasiya, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Akemi, running after them: NO-
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Mai: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Nico: No it’s my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Ezra: Can you keep a secret?
Akemi: Do you know anything about my life?
Ezra: No I do not. Good point.
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Morgan: I made tea.
Jäger: I don’t want tea.
Morgan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Jäger: Then why are you telling me?
Morgan: It is a conversation starter.
Jäger: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Morgan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Hasiya, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Olympia: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Akemi, struggling to keep upright in their 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Hasiya, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.
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Nico: *Gets down on one knee*
Olympia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Nico: *Falls over*
Olympia: The poison is kicking in.
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Ezra: How many kids do you have?
Akemi: Biologically, emotionally, or legally? There is a difference.
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Hasiya: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Mai: Isn't that just killing people?
Hasiya: Ah, technicality.
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Akemi: This is such a bad idea.
Jäger: Then why are you coming along?
Akemi: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Olympia: *Accidentally hits Nico in the face*
Olympia: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Olympia: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Nico: What’s wrong with you?!
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Nico: Top 30 reasons why Nico is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Akemi: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Hasiya: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Akemi's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
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Nico: Here's some advice
Mai: I didn't ask for any
Nico: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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*Mai and Ezra skipping stones on the lake*
Mai: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Ezra, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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