Hi, I got bored. Have some quotes! :)
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Nico: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Mai: You would eat yourself?
Nico: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Mai: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Ezra: You need to stop.
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Nico: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Mai: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Akemi: God, give me patience.
Hasiya: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Akemi: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Akemi: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Nico: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!?
Akemi: No! Four to five seconds!
Nico: Too late!!
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Olympia: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Griffin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Olympia: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Nico: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Mai: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Nico, desperately, as Mai bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mai: Oh! B positive.
Nico: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mai:
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Hasiya: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Akemi, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Hasiya:
Hasiya: fsh
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Griffin: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!
Jäger: Really? Name one law
Griffin: Don't kill people?
Jäger: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Mai: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Ezra: What's that?
Mai: Remorse code.
Ezra: I'm even angrier now.
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Akemi: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Nico: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Nico: You love me, right, Mai?
Mai: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Nico: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Mai: You're in a prison cell :)
Griffin: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Mai: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Hasiya: I got a 1!
Mai: You're in... a cube-shaped place?
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Nico: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Mai: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Hasiya?
Hasiya: Probably “road work ahead”.
Akemi: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Nico: Have you seen a person named 'Hasiya' around here?
Akemi: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Jäger: It looks fine to me?
Akemi: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Nico: I can help you with it!
Mai: Yeah, sure.
Griffin: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Olympia: lol nope.
Hasiya: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Ezra: *Read 5:55pm*
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Nico: Hewwo.
Mai: Hihiiiiii!
Akemi: Greetings, Humans.
Ezra: Three kinds of people.
Hasiya: I want pudding.
Jäger: Four kinds of people.
Griffin: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Ezra: Five kinds of people.
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*The squad is over at Nico's house*
Mai: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Nico: ... N-No...
Nico, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Mai, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Morgan: I see a-
Nico, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Mai: Oh, well I-
Nico: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Nico, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Hasiya: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Olympia: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Nico: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Nico: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Nico, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Nico: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Griffin, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Nico:
Mai: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Nico:
Nico, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Nico: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Jäger: Nope, absolutely not.
Akemi: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Hasiya: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Olympia: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Griffin: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Akemi, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Mai: Hey.
Nico: Hi.
Hasiya: Hello.
Olympia: Hey!
Akemi: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Griffin: We were out of Doritos.
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*The squad right before Nico's wedding*
Mai: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Morgan: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Olympia: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Hasiya: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Griffin, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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Nico: Croissants: dropped
Mai: Road: works ahead
Olympia: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Hasiya: Shavacado: fre
Morgan: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Akemi:
Akemi, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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