Does that count?

Mhhhmmm for you I guess so

Lol

IM ALIVE i think

Um.... I've almost died.... and I've died in my dreams before... ;-;

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But, um, never literally, and never on accident. xD

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However, the first time I had peanut butter, nobody warned me how sticky the stuff is, and it lodged in my throat and I felt like I died until it finally decided to go down. ^^'

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Does that count? xD

I choked in front of my friends for like 2 inutes. I was completely silent and they somehow did nt notice all my crazy movements till I fell on the floor and then they were like "oh shit she's choking" what great friends I have

Goldfish -

Oof. >.<

My dad just kinda poked it down my throat. xD

;-;

Onyx,

Oh..when I fell on the floor I knocked whatever it was loose and it fell

Oof. >.<

Glad you're okay, though, aha. ^^'

My morning routine:

Fall asleep after my alarm goes off.

Randomly wakes up later.

Realizes I'm late for my first meeting.

Gets out of bed and runs to the door and then runs into the door.

Gets my Chromebook for online class and trips over something laying on the ground.

Runs up the stairs and in the process falls up the stairs.

Finally gets to the top of the stairs looking like I just fell off a cliff.

Go to class, usually after 5 minutes of something loading.