Granted but you can never get above a C in that class

I wish I could never get sick again

Granted, but wherever you go you get other people sick.

I wish my bed was bigger.

Granted, but now it's just a large dog bed.

I wish I could have a million dollars.

Granted, but you don't know where it is. You OWN it, just can't FIND it.

I wish my chicks would stop pooping everywhere.

Granted, they now urinate everywhere.

I wish I had a cute kitten

Umm, Chickens CAN'T Urinate -_-

Granted, it's cute compared to a bloddy, scarred, barking, bigger than Texas dog >:D

Granted but everything you actually want to do always get canceled.

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I wish I had a lifetime supply of cheddar cheese.

Granted; if you eat anything that isn't cheese there's a chance that you'll cry or spontaniously turn into a cheese wheel for a day

Granted, but you will get assaulted because of it

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I wish I could go back in time to undelete an email