Granted, you will have twenty dogs but they will only live for a year.

I wish I could create illusions.

Granted, the illusions have a max size of an centimeter.

I wish the sky was pink.

Granted, but the clouds would rain sticky pink lolipop juice.

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I wish I had a pet cat.

Granted, but it will be a ukranian levkoy and it will hate you

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I wish I had all money in the world

Granted but you only have it for one day

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i wish for a hug

Granted, but it's virtual.

( here you go <3 )

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I wish I had a book perfectly suited to my tastes.

Granted but now the only paint sold is acrylic.

I wish that I will stop procrastinating.

Granted, but now your busy all the time and never get a break

I wish I had cheaper hobbies