I dress in a clown suit, and start dancing crazily in front of you. I pick up a cake and smash it into the ground, then start laughing like a maniac. You are afraid and leave. ISOTB

I place baby Yoda near bench and you leave to help him ISOTB

I start a chainsaw, and walk creepily towards you. You run screaming for your mommy, and ISOTB

I draw my golden shrikens you flee ISOTB

I blow up the entire area with a grenade and you all flee. ISOTB in the crater on what remains of the bench.

I start shooting archery at a target close to you. You don't wnat me to shoot you, so you leave. ISOTB

I attempt to land my x-wing on the bench. You are afraid you will get crushed so you run away. I sit in my x-wing and ISOTB

I appear walking with a very fluffy alaskan malamute dog. You stand up und run to pet the dog

ISOTB

I look to the side and yell "look out!" you jump up and I tackle you to the ground and take the bench ISOTB

I watch you resort to physical violence for a seat, so I call the police who drag you away. ISOTB