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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. Where was King David’s temple located? Beside his ear. |
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick. |
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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup. |
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What is 2+2 4 what's 4+4 8 no wrong it's fish |
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Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he's always lion What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry! |
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Why are pirates called pirates? They just ARRRR! I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them! |
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What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunder pants! |
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Two married people have lived together for over 50 years. Their last conversation, the wife is dying. husband- "Wife? What can I do for you?" wife- "on the top shelf in our closet is a shoebox. Bring me the shoebox." this shoebox has been forbidden for the husband to touch. Carefully, he goes to get the shoebox and comes back. wife- "open the shoebox." husband- opens the shoebox. Inside are two knitted dolls and over 10000$. "What are these for?" wife- "my grandmother wished our marriage to be happy and told me for every time I was angry with you to knit a doll." husband- happy that the wife was only angry with him twice. "What is the money for?" wife- What do you think was the wife's answer? |
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Tell ME!!!!! Besides the Joke has to be complete or else it's half a point.
Long Wang said:
Two married people have lived together for over 50 years. Their last conversation, the wife is dying. husband- "Wife? What can I do for you?" wife- "on the top shelf in our closet is a shoebox. Bring me the shoebox." this shoebox has been forbidden for the husband to touch. Carefully, he goes to get the shoebox and comes back. wife- "open the shoebox." husband- opens the shoebox. Inside are two knitted dolls and over 10000$. "What are these for?" wife- "my grandmother wished our marriage to be happy and told me for every time I was angry with you to knit a doll." husband- happy that the wife was only angry with him twice. "What is the money for?" wife- What do you think was the wife's answer?
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Fine. The rest of the joke- wife- "the money comes from selling the dolls."
The Midnight Howlers said:
Tell ME!!!!! Besides the Joke has to be complete or else it's half a point.
Long Wang said:
Two married people have lived together for over 50 years. Their last conversation, the wife is dying. husband- "Wife? What can I do for you?" wife- "on the top shelf in our closet is a shoebox. Bring me the shoebox." this shoebox has been forbidden for the husband to touch. Carefully, he goes to get the shoebox and comes back. wife- "open the shoebox." husband- opens the shoebox. Inside are two knitted dolls and over 10000$. "What are these for?" wife- "my grandmother wished our marriage to be happy and told me for every time I was angry with you to knit a doll." husband- happy that the wife was only angry with him twice. "What is the money for?" wife- What do you think was the wife's answer?
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