I'm working on my post, it'll hopefully be out tonight, or tomorrow if not, but here's some more quotes for now! :)

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Kage, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Ingall: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Kage:
Kage: Water you doing?

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Kage: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Ingall: You know, people treat me like a god.
Garvin: How?
Ingall: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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Kage: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Skylar!
Skylar: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Quincy: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Agnar: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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*The Squad is playing Chess*
Ingall: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Quincy: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*
Aries: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*
Kage: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*
Akira: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.
Garvin: They named a board game after cheese?

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Oculi: Why does Ingall always do the laundry so loudly?
Skylar: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Ingall, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Kage: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

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Ingall: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Agnar: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Maya: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Kage ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Kage, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

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Ingall: I think I need a hug...
Maya: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Ingall: You... you can let go now.
Maya: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Quincy: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Maya: Quincy, NO!

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Maya: Kage told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

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Agnar, holding a scooter: Maya! Can I go outside and play with this?
Maya: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
Agnar, running outside: Thanks Maya!
Maya, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

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Quincy: Thanks for not telling Ingall what happened.
Chile, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Skylar: Kage, Akira, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Kage, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Akira is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Akira: I love you too :)

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Maya: Where is everyone?
Quincy: Aries had a nervous collapse, Chile is looking after them, Agnar is trying to kill Ingall, so I’m in charge.
Maya: Oh my god!
Quincy: I know, right?

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Agnar, gesturing to Maya: Kage, look what you did! You made Mom upset!
Akira: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!
Kage: I’m sorry Mom... :(
Maya, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

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Skylar: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Agnar: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Skylar:
Skylar: *sobs*
Quincy: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

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Don't mind the three with depersonalization/derealization disorders or dehumanization trauma (or both), they're doing just fine :)

Skylar/Oculi/Aries, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Kage/Maya/Chile: Well, that's you.
Skylar/Oculi/Aries: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Kage/Maya/Chile: You don't know?
Skylar/Oculi/Aries: Busy day.

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Chile: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

More! Yay! :D

Also, my post will probably be tomorrow evening because today was a bit draining for my anxiety shit, haha, sorry about that!

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Skylar: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?

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Ingall, to Skylar: I mean, I get complimented all the time-
Akira: *starts cackling*
Ingall: I do!
Akira: *laughs harder*

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Chile: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Chile: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Ingall: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Chile leaves*
Ingall, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Agnar, also casually: Yes, fuck you

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Maya: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Maya: How would you like your pancakes?
Ingall: Plain.
Aries: With sprinkles!
Garvin: Chocolate chips.
Akira: Potatoes.
*Ingall, Aries, and Garvin look at Akira*
Akira: What? They're good.

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Kage: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Kage: Oh, look! A butterfly!

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Garvin: Hi-
Devery: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Chile: You know you can die from that, right?
Kage: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Garvin: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Skylar: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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*When mother Maya is the one hurt for once, but the children come to help*

Maya: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Quincy: Several traffic violations.
Kage: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Agnar: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Ingall: Also, that’s not our car.

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Kage: Money... Is like president trading cards.

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Quincy, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Maya, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Kage, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Chile, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Devery: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Ingall: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Aries: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Agnar: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Akira: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Quincy: It was a dare.

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Agnar: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.
Akira: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

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Kage: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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Ingall: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Garvin: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Ingall: I don't know, surprise me!

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Garvin: Who hurt you?
Ingall: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Garvin: ...Yes, actually.

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Kage: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.