Biography
C H A O S
Where is the rhythm? I don't have any.
This is a poem, cause it has verse
The price for divinity is mortality
Ask for a blessing, receive a curse.
I run what I want
I do where I please
The heavens I taunt
Hell's fires I tease
Eyes with roguish glint
A mouth of nonsense
A self-proclaimed fool
Too dumb to be cruel
Chronic apathy syndrome
Too lazy to finish this poem
Breeding Info
N/A
| Personality
Offensize
Ex-asura, was too lazy to fight
Dumber than dumb
Thinks he's so cool
motorcycle gang gang
17 years and still hasn't grown up smh
Being forever young still can't stop Reaper from going after him
Love hater, hate lover
Never reaching nirvana
Actually pretty chill, likes to snooze in the sun
Preferences
Tattoo symbolizes the fire that burns in near his heart ass
Favorite food: Peking duck sauce
Favorite color: red
Favorite food: licorice
Least favorite holiday: Happy Holiday (the multi-day celebration of happiness and anti-offensiveness where everyone says Happy Holiday)
Special Skills
Sike!! You thought he was special?
Actually, he does have skills
Ho radar. Detect if a ho is nearby.
699. Like 69, but with an extra, for the side ho.
Forge ratings. ExH? Not true. Poor wrestler? Not true. Agreeable? Not true.
Divine health. Even when too lazy to save his life, he can survive anyways.
Diversity. In order to be inclusive, a variety of animals shall be killed.
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Summer 
Night Weather: 
Heavy Rain Moon: 
