“How did you find clothing so fast?” Camille’s eyes held a certain suspicion that felt unique to her brother’s antics. She crossed her arms, holding a tapestry they’d stolen around her lithe frame to hide the outfit she was still wearing. Though strapless tops and dress pants were considered tremendously fashionable in the era the siblings had been living in, they had once again been thrown against their will through the folds of time and had ended up somewhere back in the medieval era. Despite her lack of interest in discarding the clothing she was wearing, Camille knew that she needed to make a change in order to remain discreet and fit into the crowd here–wherever here was.
“Well, Camille, my darling sister, if you had been lucky enough to get these genes,” he gestured to himself, a lopsided and wildly arrogant grin clinging to his handsome features, “it’d actually be easy for you to seduce a man. Besides, you remember what it was like in our time. Even easier to spot the town gays than in the future when they’re wearing dresses.”
“I have absolutely nothing to say about that other than the fact that I’m extremely disappointed in you for so many reasons.” Shivering a bit into the blanket, she added, “and this is something I never thought I’d have to ask you–also for so many reasons–but would you mind seducing a woman to find clothing for me too?”
“I thought you’d never ask.”
“I hoped I’d never have to.”
An alarmingly short while later, Jacques returned with a habit in hand.
“Jacques Alexandre and so on, this is so unethical!”
“It couldn’t have been that bad if you’re not going to the trouble of saying my full name.”
“You’re Catholic, for God’s sake!”
“I am a huge fan of what the Church is doing,” he winked, that boyish grin ever-present. “Now more than ever.”
Pinching the bridge of her nose with her fingers, Camille shook her head and sighed deeply. “I cannot believe we’re related. Truly.”
Later that afternoon, Camille and Jacques wandered upon a small village outside of the castle. Camille had somehow convinced her brother to think rationally for once and to work with her to determine roughly what time period they were in before they took on the castle. It seemed oddly familiar in a way that made Camille uneasy about approaching the gates of their home without getting more information. Despite their quest, the siblings found the village nearly empty other than a few individuals going about their business, seemingly those sent out by the crown.
“What do you think happened here?”
“Plague? Famine? God only knows, Camille. You remember how it was living like this, don’t you?”
Before they could wander any further, a guard approached them, weapon in hand. “State your names.”
“I’m Estienne and this is my cousin Cateline. We’ve come to see the king.”
“What’ve you come to see him for?”
“A business proposal.”
The guard scoffed. “The king doesn’t do business proposals with commoners.”
“We’re not commoners, we’ve come all this way by sea. We’re royalty.”
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“Now what’ve we got here?” The king had a malevolent air to him that Camille could not place and Jacques seemed to miss completely. He was already buried in lies and seemed too busy trying to handle those to manage the scene before him.
“My name is Estienne, this is my cousin Cateline. I’ve come with a…business proposition, of sorts.”
“Oh? Go on, or I’ll kill you!” The man erupted with unhinged laughter, making Camille extremely uneasy. He didn’t seem trustworthy, and times were not the same now as they had been in the 21st century. They were certainly not safe in this situation, and there was virtually no way out.
“Be smart,” she muttered under her breath to him, only to be interrupted.
“I have brought my cousin to propose a marriage.”
“Is she not dressed as a nun?”
“Well, yes, she is. Her cloister burned to the ground.”
“And you could not find her a new one?”
“Not where we’re from, no. Not at the moment.”
“Well, bring her here. Let’s have a look at her.”
Pushing her up to the king’s throne, Jacques stood back and observed his sister. It appeared she was holding her breath, eyes fearful as the older man touched her harshly and without empathy. “She’s rather old, isn’t she. Can she even bear children?”
“Coming from you? Amusing.” Jacques got a look from the guard, but had said this quietly enough that it seemed to slip the king’s notice. More loudly, he added, “yes, I’m most certain she’ll bear children for many years more."
“And what are you asking in exchange for this girl?”
“A permanent place in your court, Sire.”
“I’ll consider it.” Turning to one of the guards in the room, the king said, “take the girl to Aalis and Melisende. See what they can do to her before this evening.” To another, he said, “and take this man to the guest quarters.” To Jacques directly, he said, “I will have more questions for you at dinner tonight. Until then, you may do as you wish, as long as whatever you decide to do evades my presence.”
“Very well,” he nodded gently. Turning to Camille, who appeared frightened and bewildered at the same time, he added, “I’ll see you this evening, Ca…teline.”