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Lightbringer
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Well, you see... my lawnmover decided to start a mutiny and kept me up the whole entire night! Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Darkseeker
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*Crunching on cookie* "I-I umm... I dunno! Who did it?" ~ Why did you have a cookie jar.?
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Lightbringer
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Because cookies are delicious. Why don't you have any pets?
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Neutral
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Because an Elephant stepped on them. why did you steal an entire movie theater?
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Darkseeker
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Because I was bored. Why did you eat the dog biscuits?
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Darkseeker
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I thought they were crackers! 🤡 ~ Why did you drink my last bottle of Pure Leaf sweet tea..?
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Neutral
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Because I thought it was beef broth - Why did you sleep in today?
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Neutral
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Because I was as tired as a bear in the winter! Why did you put a human heart in the fridge?
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Darkseeker
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So I could eat it later Why did you ask me that...?
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Neutral
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because I was going to eat it first why did you toilet paper my house
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