X: “ Where is Roskr?”

Roskr:* Being normal for once*

X:” WHERE IS MY ROSKR”

Roskr:” ;-; Babe....”

X:” Not my Roskr”

Kobeni said:

X: “ Where is Roskr?”

Roskr:* Being normal for once*

X:” WHERE IS MY ROSKR”

Roskr:” ;-; Babe....”

X:” Not my Roskr”

X: Where are your parents?
Roskr: What are parents?
X: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

X: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Roskr: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

X: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Roskr: Spear.
X: BLOCKED.

X: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Roskr: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
X: Holy moly-

Roskr: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
X: What did you do?!
Roskr: NOBODY DIED!
X: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

X: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Roskr: This is a lie.
Roskr: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Roskr: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.