Hello my favorite RP partner and person to bother, I come bringing more quotes, lmao
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Karma: My only talent is being stress.
Kostas: Don't you mean stressed?
Karma: No.
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Kostas: Do you have a self-care routine?
Karma: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Kostas: How are you today?
Karma: Please don’t make me think about my life.
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Karma, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Karma: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Illon: It was you the fuck.
Karma: It was I the fuck…
Ambrose: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Karma: They the fuck.
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Ambrose: Karma, what are you doing?
Karma: Making chocolate pudding.
Ambrose: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Karma: Because I've lost control of my life.
Karma: Here's your pudding, Illon.
Illon: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
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*Illon is casually searching around the room*
Karma: Hey Illon, what’re you looking for?
Illon: My will to live.
*Ambrose walks into the room*
Illon: Oh, there it is.
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Illon: How did you even get in here?
Karma: Ambrose's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Karma's door"!
Ambrose: I’m closing the window.
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Ambrose, holding a rock: Illon just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Karma: If you don't marry them, I will.
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Blair: You spent all our money on THIS??
Agnar, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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*Agnar and Blair are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Agnar: oh my god, Blair, backwards!
Blair: Really, Agnar? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
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Blair: Who's in charge here?
Agnar, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Agnar: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Blair: Agnar-
Blair: It- it was just an ant-
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Blair: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Agnar: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Blair: Do you take constructive criticism?
Agnar: Not without crying.