I gotta say, Dan makes my heart happy. But also really grinds my gears with all his suspense.

I just remembered, I love how Dan's parents chose his and his siblings' names from spinning a wheel.

Me too. Gives me some ideas for my own kids....

Kidding, mostly.

I mean, it isn't the worst idea for naming your kids...

There have definitely been worse ideas out there

Yeah. Like (trying) to name your kid "Nutella" or something like "afhfheioajtdlkjfa"

That last one is not the exact one I had seen, but it looked like that. I forgot how the parents were planning to pronounce it, I know it started with an "A" but the exact details escape me...

Abcde? Pronounced "ab-sid-ee"?

No, it was longer. Actually, I'm going to look this up real quick.

Think I found it.

The name is: "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116"

Pronounced "Al bin".

Another weird name I found? "@"

What the frick

Some people shouldn't be allowed to name people. 🫠