granted but now Ztirf is always laughing

I wish there was no more cockroaches in the world

Granted, but the number of mosquitos has risen rapidly

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I wish I had a horse

Granted but it's dead

I wish I could give Doodle Dragon my brother's life savings of mushrooms

First ten words of that wish granted!

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I wish for a dragon!

Granted, but it doesn't listen to anyone and wrecks havoc

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I wish to actually finalize my character designs

Granted but that's the only thing you can do for the rest of your life

I wish that I wouldn't be bored

Granted but everyone else in the world will be bored.

I wish I had better health

Granted but you will permantly have the hicupps

I wish I had a cat

Granted but it is 10x times larger than a normal cat.

I wish for new craft store (my local store closed)

Granted, but now you can never leave it again.

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I wish I could get some sleep