*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Clovis: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:...
Blake: ...I did. I broke it.
Clovis: No. No you didn't. Catalina?
Catalina: Don't look at me. Look at Akira.
Akira: What?! I didn't break it.
Catalina: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Akira: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Catalina: Suspicious.
Akira: No, it's not!
Tiras: If it matters, probably not, but Deamon was the last one to use it.
Deamon: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Tiras: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Deamon: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tiras!
Blake: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Clovis.
Clovis: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:..
Tiras: Clovis... Catalina's been awfully quiet.
Catalina: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Clovis, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Clovis: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Clovis:...
Clovis: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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