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Percy Gallery Percival: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Emery: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Illa: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. Percival: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Avenoir: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Percival: I absolutely fucking do not. Percival, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Illa: But Percival, we don't smoke.
Percival: Cut the crap, Illa. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Percival: *points at Miyaki* One! *points at Amyntas* Two! *points at Mosi* Three! *points at Avenoir* Four! *points at Illa* Five!
Percival: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Avenoir: *puts a cigarrette in Percival's hand*
Percival: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters* Percival: Just say when.
Emery: When.
Percival: I-
Percival: Now or later?
Emery: Oh. Percival: I feel so burnt out.
Roskr: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Percival: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Roskr: Well not if you’re expecting it. Percival: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want tomatoes or bees?
Mosi: Bees?
Percival: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Mosi: Wait-
*Avenoir approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* Illa: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Roskr: *raises hand*
Percival: *puts their hand down* Percival: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Aster: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Percival:
Percival: *sobs*
Illa: You fucking scared them, you idiot. Percival: *sneaking in through their window*
Mircea: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Percival: I was with Avenoir?
Avenoir: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again? Mircea: Look, last night was a mistake.
Percival: A sexy mistake.
Mircea: No, just a regular mistake. Percival: And now for a gay update with Aster and Stace.
Aster: Getting gayer.
Sumire: Thank you, Aster. |
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god we need more quote galleries from all the characters! XD |
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Aster has the prettiest nicknames aheheh
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Percy's Nicknames: Aven = Fstuff cheekshers, Darling, Cutie Pie Mir = Moonlight, My Star, Prince Broodiness Mosi = Collie Roskr = Honeybun, Sweet Ums, Smoking Rack Aster = Pretty Face, Doe Eyes, Raspberry Illa = Pixie Dust Emery = M&Ms Stace: Little Sinner, Peacock Prince, Dark Light
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More? More.
1.)
Eiyeara: Why is Mosi crying?
Miyaki: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Mosi: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Eiyeara: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Mosi: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Eiyeara: NO, NOT THAT!
2.)
Stace: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Aster: Homicide.
Miyaki: Murder.
Mosi: Homiecide.
3.)
Stace: That's ridiculous, Aster doesn't have a crush on me.
Eiyeara: Yes they do.
Mosi: Yes they do.
Aster: Yes I do.
4.)
Aster: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Stace: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Mosi: A realist sees a freight train.
Eiyeara: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
5.)
Stace, seeing a banana on the car sstuff cheeks: What the FUCK??
Stace, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
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Eiyeara: Stace and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Mosi: What did you do?
Eiyeara: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Stace: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Mosi: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi
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Also if that leaf thing happened to Mosi or I we would both cry |
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Miyaki incorrect gallery.
Percy: Would you take a bullet for me?
Miyaki: ...yes?
*Sumire angrily burst into the room*
Percy: *running away* Grstuff cheeks, thanks! Sumire: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Percy: Miyaki, probably. Miyaki, watching power lines fall down: Aster, Sumire! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
X: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Miyaki: A motor- a motorcycle?
X: Oh sorry, a murder.
Sumire: That escalated quickly.
Miyaki: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Stace , Aster, Sumire, and X: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Aster: There's no meeting today because Sumire is at the police station.
X: They're in jail?!
Miyaki: We have to get them out!
Stace : Jailbreak! I'm in!
Miyaki: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Stace : Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
X: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Aster: No! Sumire wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help! Miyaki: Can I have your number?
Ely, visible texting: I don't have a phone. Miyaki: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Surmire: Miyaki, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Miyaki: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
Miyaki: But who gets which pencil?
X: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Mosi gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.
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Mosi probably broke the pencil drumming on something. |
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Drunk Roskr
Roskr: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you? Roskr: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Roskr: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes* Roskr: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Roskr: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
( HIM SAYING THIS TO AVEN! Tears of joy?!!) Roskr: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*
Roskr: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"
Associate: Well, I-
Roskr: How about "You banged my mom?"
Associate: No...
Roskr: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Roskr: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. |
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