Percy making everyone mad or annoyed with his remarks
I'm down for it-
So, Percy would flirt with anyone, but who should his main targets be

Of course Roskr, cause its funny when he mad

Mir, that's his not-my-man-but-is-my man, so that's an absolutely

Aven? Duh, he wants to see the man blush since he finds it adorable

PFffft! God, I have no idea who to ship Percy with anymore but goddamn if Roskr and Percy aren't iconic!

Percy: Aven, dumpling. Is that a blush I see? No reason to hide it behind your tail, sweetums. It's adorable.

why do I feel like the biggest flirts of the group need to have a flirt off- That or the people who just dont get flustered need to see how many of Percy's flirts they can handle before they tap out

Percy is the captain of the ship 💅

Mosi is like a private flirter. Like out of pocket remarks. Her signature move is probably the hand on the wall above your shoulder and looking down and smiling you

Percy's Signature Move:

1. Wraps you in his arms

2. Puts your legs around his waist

3. Holds you under your legs

4. Attempts to body slam you on the bed

5. Misses and accidentally hits the floor

6. Calls the hospital due to broken bones

7. Joke about it for years to come

Mir: "Percy, what'd you do?"

Percy: "I did the wrapping arm thing..."

Roskr: "Again? Does he do this with everyone?"

Mir: "Pretty much. Sorry we didn't warn you, Aven."

Aven, in hospital bed: "It was hot, I didn't mind."

bonus:

Hot Nurse Lady: "So it looks like your friend is in stable condi- Why are you wrapping your arms around me?"