Dude the temptation to list even more stuff was so high LMAOOO. I was ready to have a whole paragraph of random stuff the crew had done 😭😭
'We were playing 'catch the mace' and I caught it with my face'
'I wanted to see what distance I could jump off my dragon for a cool entrance to our next raid'
'I wanted to see it I could outrun Urchin.'
'Turns out stoves are hot.'
'I wanted to try jumping into the sail like they do in movies.'
'I don't know I just woke up like this.' [Knows exactly what happened.]
'I tried the dragon food.'
'I sniffed that plant you told me not to sniff and I now think I'm god.'
'I forgot safety glasses and got motor oil in my eye.'
'The dragon flopped on me.'
'I was playing tug of war with the dragon and the dragon won.'
'Can I have a hug? :(' 'It's 3am.'
'I left this meat sandwich in a hot room all day and then ate it and I think I have food poisoning.'
'I think I have the black plague.'
'I'm dying-- withering away- tell my family I love them-' [Has the common cold]
'So.. Can fingers be reattached or is that off the table? Omg can I get a metal finger?'
'Vasilios do you think [dragon] is gay?' 'It's 3am.'
'Omg, Vas-- why's there four of you-' [Promptly passes out]
Omg, I need every character's dumbest reason they've ended up in the medical wing right now--
And also for some spice their most severe reason too :]
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