Granted! But you can only write in a foreign language

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I wish for my cat to stop meowing at me

Granted. But instead she'll bark at ya!

Wish: I wish to sleep later with about being tired. (Sorry)

Granted! But you'll sleep forever

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I wish to not be mentally blind

Granted! You loose the sense of touch forever though.

I wish to read a good book!

Granted. But it'll be the first one you touch. The rest are bad books.

I wish to have a dog.

Granted but it's so small you can't see it.

I wish to have a trillion dollars.

Granted. But it's all Monopoly Money, Mwa ha ha.

I wish to have bigger fish, than the ones I already have.

Granted, you get a hungry shark >:)

I wish my sisters lizard could feed itself

Granted! But it eats anything in your room!

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I wish not to be tired