The gang, counting down Garvin to taking a bite: "3, 2, 1!"
*Garvin takes a bite of the burger and silence lingers for a moment as he shows no reaction*
Briar, smirking: "That was a baby bite, take a bigger bite! Eat it all, eat it all!"
*Garvin takes a bigger bite and pauses in confusion*
Aries, fully thinking Garvin got the good one: "Oh my god, I swear to god- Is it good?"
Akira, smiling slightly: "You're going from the edges, really get in there!"
Garvin, more confused than anything: "I mean- Somethin's happening?... Something's happening..."
*Everyone laughing*
Garvin, slightly disappointed: "It was good at first, but now something's happening... Oh, it's happening, it's happening down deep in the- What's the thing that uh- Um... Fucking Gandalf the Grey fights in the first Lord of the Rings?"
Akira, raising an eyebrow: "The Balrog?"
Garvin, nodding: "Yeah, it's like the Balrog..."
Ingall, mildly concerned: "Maybe try a fry, it'll clense your palette!"
Garvin, picking up a fry: "Yeah, maybe you're right..."
Garvin, taking a bite: "Yeah, fry's good... Fry... Fry feels good-"
Aries, also getting concerned: "You okay?"
Garvin, looking up: "I think the fry is okay. The fry is fine... Is the fry okay?... Is this fish food on the fry?!"
Garvin, more confused than actually disgusted: "Did you put fish food on this fry?! What kind of torture is this?!"
Ingall, now very concerned: "What the fuck is happening?!"
*Garvin takes another bite of the burger for some reason*
Ingall, thoroughly confused: "Is it good?"
Garvin, still chewing: "It's not good."
*Confused laughter*
Ingall: "In what way? Like, is the texture weird, like what's happening? I literally don't know."
Garvin, shaking his head: "It's just- It's just like 'ugh!'"
Briar, tilting their head: "What? Is- is it stinky?"
Garvin, almost just annoyed that he can't tell what the flavor is: "Someone's gonna tell me what it is and I'm gonna vomit. My body is having a reaction to this, but it's not- I just can't decide what it is..."
Karma, who was, for some reason, invited this time and took the opportunity to torture everyone: "Try just the tomato with the sauce on it."
*Garvin takes a bite of the tomato and makes a face*
Garvin, making a joke of it: "Ah, you fools!"
*Ingall reads out what all was in the burger, eventually getting to malic acid, which is what the sauce was made of*
Akira, amused: "Ohhhh! The sour stuff!"
Garvin, nodding: "That makes sense."
Garvin, looking down at the plate: "I ate like half that burger. I don't know why the sourness didn't like- hit me like it should, it just- It got to my stomache and then it was all there swirling around like a witches brew..."
*Nico, who was watching the whole time in confussion, shakes her head and reaches out to take a bite of the burger, only to immediatly cringe back in shock and mild pain*
Nico, in shock: "That is just straight up warheads! That's like biting in warheads, babe! What is your mouth experiencing?!"
Garvin, confused: "It feels- I don't know?"
Nico, very concerned: "I can't even- Oh my god!"
Briar, laughing nervously: "It took you like three bites to get there, it took him one!"
Nico, struggling: "Oh my god!"
Briar, to Garvin, concerned but amused: "What's wrong with you?!"
Aries, also confused: "You didn't feel that? What Nico felt?"
Nico, losing it: "You need to be studied by scientists!"
Ingall: "He just yeeted, you took bites of it!"
*Garvin looks very, very confused by all the chaos while Akira laughs in the background and everyone else is trying to understand how the fuck Garvin just ate all that*