I'm so upset at how much Hermes be doing in Greek myths

He invented language, the first lyre, and fire.

Like, bruh???

Lmaoooo

He do be doing everything, like, let bro rest XD

I swear

No, because Hermes as a newborn infant stole Apollo's cattle and created the first lyre out of a tortoise shell.

Like- Huh???

And that's what made Zeus by 'Ah, yes, you funny, you can stay in Olympus as a supreme God'

Lmaooo

Yesss

And he's like-

Literally everywhere-

Like calm down, chill for a sec my guy XD

He's literally the only God that can go everywhere, like, on his own. Land, sea, air, and the underworld- Nowhere is safe from Hermes apparently???

He guides the dead to the underworld.

When someone defeated Zeus in Greek myth and everyone else, every other God/Goddess, ran away and fled- Hermes ran in and rescued Zeus???

Like, my guy, why you doing all the side quests???

Literally!

Save some for everyone else! I promise it's okay to sit down for 2 seconds XD

Bro just doesn't want to

Like, come on, Hermes, stop and chat with people

Literally the only child I remember Hermes having in Greek myth is Odysseus', like, grandfather Autocyles (might not be spelling that right)

Literallyyyyy XD

Maybe he just doesn't like people? Lmao

Or he just doesn't want to chill. Like, rather just keep going and doin' all the things, lol

Either way, totally fair lmao

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Aries is done now, woooo!

True, lol

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Yippee! :D

I think I just have to finish Nico's appearance, quote, and maybe alter some more minor details, then I should be done too :)