Maxi; “What are you doing?”
Hikaru, digging through a jar of M&M’s and putting some in a separate bowl; “Garvin really likes the brown ones, so I’m separating them.”
Maxi; “Aw, that’s so sweet!”
Hikaru; “What? No. I plan to eat them in front of him and then run.”
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Garvin; “If you cut your leg off, does it hurt?”
Darla; “Of course it would hurt if you cut your leg off!”
Garvin; “Where though?”
Darla; “In your leg-”
Garvin;
Darla;
Darla; “Hikaru!”
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Tory, to Garvin; “Here’s your christmas present! I hope you like it!”
Garvin, already crying; “I love it, thank you.”
Hikaru; “You got to, um, take the wrapping off to see what it is-”
Garvin, fully sobbing; “It’s the best gift I’ve ever received.”
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Darla; “What are you doing?”
Garvin; “Helping Hikaru look for their box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago.”
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Tory; “You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.”
Garvin, drinking toast; “Why do you say that?”
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Garvin; “My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic.”
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Garvin; “Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.”
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Garvin; “I can explain.”
Darla; “Can you?”
Garvin; “If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.”
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Tory; “Garvin, you’ve ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.”
Garvin; “The only dangerous amount is none!”
Summer Month: 2 
Night 
Fog Moon: 
