Maxi: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Tory: Merry crisis.
Hikaru: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Garvin: Hoe hoe hoe.
Maxi: Guys, please.
-
Maxi: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Hikaru: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
Garvin: Tory bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.
-
Hikaru, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Tory: Gray.
Maxi: Grey.
Hikaru, turning to Garvin: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Garvin: Dark white.
-
Hikaru: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Garvin: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Maxi: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Garvin: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Tory: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Garvin: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
-
Maxi, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Hikaru, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Garvin, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Tory, appalled: Call the exorcist.
-
Tory: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Maxi: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Hikaru: Waking up in the morning.
Garvin: Waking up.