That's escalated quickly

Granted, but it sends as a text message instead.

I wish I could freeze time

Granted, but you are frozen, too.

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I wish to have 2 cats

Granted, but now you are tiny and they hunt you.

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I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but during your free time you are unable to do anything but stress.

I wish I was able to instantly learn chemistry

Granted, but now you can do nothing else in life

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I wish I could have infinite stamina

Granted but.. runs out faster then it used to and takes 48hours to recharge and you need more calories to full your new power

I wish I knew my gender and also for a dragon fox wolf hybrid to be my pet/mount

Granted, your pet rides you and your gender is painted on your forehead

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I wish to get straight A's for the rest of my life

Granted, but you're stuck in school having to get good grades your whole life!

I wish for a banana split

Granted, your banana has split the joint.

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I wish to not have this cold.