You are what you eat I guess

Why did you steal a yellow Beetle Volkswagen?

Because it's out of date and so I could replace it with a Bently

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Why'd you yell at my dog?

Oops, I was busy brushing some atoms, excuse you!

Why did you do that?

Why'd I do what? I didn't do anything. I think your going crazy -_-

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Why didn't you feed the dog?!?

I did feed the dog, just the one dog.

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Why didnt you feed YOUR dog?

Cause my dog already killed and ate a rat and won't eat anything else (True story ToT)

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Why did you not water the plants?

Plants hate me.

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Why arern't you listening to music?

Cause I woke everyone in my neighborhood up the last time I did

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Why aren't you in chorus?

Because my choir director suck-

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Why did you leave the bread in the stove?

Because I got distracted by my dog.

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Why did you steal my snacks?